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I just read this and damn am I thankful to be a half way decent looking dude. My heart goes out to this dude. My bro posted this in a group chat.


For almost 18 months I have paid a prostitute to live with me. I don't make a point of showing her off or anything like that, but if anyone asks then I tell them that she's my girlfriend. She generally lives with me, but she has her own place too. As part of our agreement, she has to stay at my house at least 4 times every week unless there is an emergency. Most of the time I just like her there to cuddle with. I don't care what she does during the day as I'm always at work but I like having someone to come home to. I've paid around $40,000/$50,000 so far.

I know it sounds pretty sad, but if I could get a woman without having to pay her, I would. I have tried everything to become more appealing but nothing works. I know someone will tell me that I just need to have confidence and go to the gym. I do have confidence, I do go to the gym. Some people just don't meet the base criteria for physical attraction and as far as I can tell, I'm one of those people. My last relationship was in college. Now I'm 31 and not many 30 year old women want to data an facially ugly man who is barely 5' tall. I'm not angry or bitter about it. If I was a woman I wouldn't look at me either. I mean, just about every man in the world appears to be more 'manly' than I am, so I completely understand.

I have a lot of friends -great friends- but I was still very lonely. So not long after I turned 30, I made a decision to do this. Ever since she started living with me I've been feeling a lot happier. Mainly because it's just nice to have someone here with me. When I've had a bad day she always knows what calms me down. A lot of the time it feels like we're a real couple. I'm scared of the day when she meets someone else or leaves me. I've started to care for her a lot and it sucks that she doesn't feel the same. She didn't even invite me to her birthday party. I hate that the only reason she stays around and cares for me is because I pay her. It gives me a sore feeling in my chest for some reason. But I just try to put it out of my mind.

So, yeah. Other than her and I (and some of her friends), no one knows.

 
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its really not that hard to get a woman.

breh: (walks up) how you doing?
woman: hi
breh: im hack saw, what's your name?
woman: brehette

then proceed to ask a bunch of innocuous yet funny questions....get her to laugh.....Keep HER TALKING...you sit there and actually LISTEN

you in...:manny:

its really that easy :dame:
 

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:gucci:

its really not that hard to get a woman.

breh: (walks up) how you doing?
woman: hi
breh: im hack saw, what's your name?
woman: brehette

then proceed to ask a bunch of innocuous yet funny questions....get her to laugh.....Keep HER TALKING...you sit there and actually LISTEN

you in...:manny:

its really that easy :dame:
dude says he's 5' and ugly. :yeshrug:
 

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Wow, that is pretty heartbreaking I'd wager that his issue is more so he barely hits 5 feet tall rather than however ugly he is. Reading this made me think of little women of Atlanta. He could get with a little person and be viewed as a giant next to her. And because most little women are unable to work due to their size , they could be at home waiting for him after work
 

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:gucci:

its really not that hard to get a woman.

breh: (walks up) how you doing?
woman: hi
breh: im hack saw, what's your name?
woman: brehette

then proceed to ask a bunch of innocuous yet funny questions....get her to laugh.....Keep HER TALKING...you sit there and actually LISTEN

you in...:manny:

its really that easy :dame:
Dude said he barely 5' tho :francis: now that's short...gotta be Gary Coleman status.....and he facially ugly....dude shoulda went overseas first before doing this...he can save a 4'9 Native chick from El Salvador and bring her back to the states
 

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Wow, that is pretty heartbreaking I'd wager that his issue is more so he barely hits 5 feet tall rather than however ugly he is. Reading this made me think of little women of Atlanta. He could get with a little person and be viewed as a giant next to her. And because most little women are unable to work due to their size , they could be at home waiting for him after work
He should go to Central America and get a little 4'10 chick from a small village...at least there is a chance she would eventually love him and care about him, not just take his money
 

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guy needs to import him a broad that needs a green card if he is paying that much money.

the general consensus i get from coli is that american women are superficial lol.

get paid and maybe some p*ssy.

broad would have to stay married to him for at least a year or two.

she may even grow to love him.

:yeshrug:
 

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Wow, that is pretty heartbreaking I'd wager that his issue is more so he barely hits 5 feet tall rather than however ugly he is. Reading this made me think of little women of Atlanta. He could get with a little person and be viewed as a giant next to her. And because most little women are unable to work due to their size , they could be at home waiting for him after work
not a bad Idea.
 

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barely 5' tall

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breh: (walks up) how you doing?
woman: hi
breh: im hack saw, what's your name?
woman: brehette

when i read this dialogue out loud :dead::dead::dead:
 
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He should go to Central America and get a little 4'10 chick from a small village...at least there is a chance she would eventually love him and care about him, not just take his money
Yea that's another option. He needs to increase his chances of meeting women that are shorter than him, which with the exception of a few niche groups, will be very hard to do in America where the average woman is 5'4
 
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