That 'No Fap' Shyt Is Corny

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This is kind of off topic, but yesterday when I beat off I dry orgasmed. No nut came out. I had my tissues all ready, and didn't even have to clean anything up. Once I got over the shock it was kind of nice not having to clean anything up. :ehh:
 

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This is kind of off topic, but yesterday when I beat off I dry orgasmed. No nut came out. I had my tissues all ready, and didn't even have to clean anything up. Once I got over the shock it was kind of nice not having to clean anything up. :ehh:

You gon have to fix your "pluming" clogging your sack like that.
 

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sharing a personal anecdote is thinking about other nikkas meats now? :francis:

seems like you're the only one thinking about that :dame: dudes who always try and find gay shyt in everything are always the most sus' breh

you typed a lot of words. Most of it don't back up what you're saying. Apparently other people not beating off is a problem for you, so you made a thread about it.
 

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guys these days are just dumb as fukk
trying all sorts of stupid shyt for "self improvement"

you either got it or you don't, not fapping isn't gonna do shyt for you :yeshrug:

well except increasing your chance of prostate cancer
Y'all are severely miseducated on the subject.
Nofap is for people who suffered chronic masturbation, usually starting from a young age.
That shyt causes all types of hormonal imbalances.
Y'all really think otherwise? Pre cum can make a child, imagine just busting nuts uncontrollably without putting back the proper nutrition. You get these scrony, socially awkward "men" we have walking around.

I'll let the coli doctors tell it though.
 

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That sht works only ppl who say it dnt work are ppl that started early and now dnt recognize the effect fapping had/has on them

I had sex before I fapped
Started fapping my freshman year in college
So I was old enough to notice the differences between my life post gap nd pre fap...

That sht rlly affects ur relationship with females forreal nd after getting into fapping I give less of a fck about dealing with em, it also affects other aspects of life too tho for me anyways :manny:

:manny:
 

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I dont know how you get to the point where masturbation becomes a detriment to your day to day.

But if you get there you need to stop :ufdup:
 

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you typed a lot of words. Most of it don't back up what you're saying. Apparently other people not beating off is a problem for you, so you made a thread about it.

just a question, why are you even here breh?

you seem awfully invested in a thread supposedly about other nikkas meat :ohhh:you better fall back quick before this thread turns you gay :pachaha:
 

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For some it's a self control test...

...A short insignificant goal that can translate into other things in your life....who knows why people do it...

Maybe it's like giving up smoking for that time frame...It's rewarding to reach your goal no matter what it is.
Y'all act like sperm is some empty liquid. That shyt got a ton of nutritional value. Never heard of the effects of DHT? Direct result of sexual exhaustion.

"Nofap" is an ancient practice. The Asians called it Chi-Gong, I believe. But believe these doctors that get the masses druged up for bucks, and want you to send all that damn life force out without discipline. And don't laugh at the fact I called it "life force," because its a major part of the reason we all here.

No animals practice busting as much as we do, they have mating seasons. Learn about y'all bodies man.
 

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Don't do that no fap shyt. Bad enough they mutilating dikks from the time dudes are born. One thing though. Doing that shyt a lot will fukk up your performing abilities. :mjcry: my dikk wouldn't start up when it was time to work the work. 21 years of masturbating will do that to you.:to:
 

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Y'all are severely miseducated on the subject.
Nofap is for people who suffered chronic masturbation, usually starting from a young age.
That shyt causes all types of hormonal imbalances.
Y'all really think otherwise? Pre cum can make a child, imagine just busting nuts uncontrollably without putting back the proper nutrition. You get these scrony, socially awkward "men" we have walking around.

I'll let the coli doctors tell it though.

You sound like the one uneducated on the subject. Jerking off does not cause social anxiety or cause hormonal imbalances. People have sex drives. It's only natural to act out on it. You do know that circumcision got real popular back in the days because they wanted to stop people from fapping for real. They thought that the foreskin was directly connected to the male sex drive so they started cutting foreskins off. You had several folks like the man that created cornflakes for breakfast that was on that puritan, morality, sex only when you're married bullshyt and they were the ones pushing that shyt heavy. What happened? Didn't change shyt.
 

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Just because you lack self control doesn't mean it is corny. I don't fap because its pathetic sitting there jacking off like some damn loser living with his mother in the basement. I can understand people who have wives fapping off because the wife has become fat or is on some bullshyt, but if you're single, you should have at least a few women you can call up to take away that sexual tension that is causing your balls to swell up.
 

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You sound like the one uneducated on the subject. Jerking off does not cause social anxiety or cause hormonal imbalances. People have sex drives. It's only natural to act out on it. You do know that circumcision got real popular back in the days because they wanted to stop people from fapping for real. They thought that the foreskin was directly connected to the male sex drive so they started cutting foreskins off. You had several folks like the man that created cornflakes for breakfast that was on that puritan, morality, sex only when you're married bullshyt and they were the ones pushing that shyt heavy. What happened? Didn't change shyt.
Sexual exhaustion is a fact. Jerking off is "natural" how? Causing a orgasm by forcing the foreskin up and down while watching other people (likely strangers) have sex through a liquid crystal display?

I agree circumcision is a no-no. There are tons of nerve endings there that are beneficial to men.

Sexual drive IS natural, jerking off on the other hand and forcing orgasm through those means is unnecessary and a waste of your bodies resources. The average SAD (standard American diet) doesn't put those nutrients back into the vessel. Thus causing imbalances. Porn stars usually take herbs to offset these effects.

Peace.
 
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