Cohiba Colby
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No lie, that’s why I don’t drink.
That one time you gave trash dikk
- Thread starter Lilbeast
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kt773
Superstar
So I fukked this ugly bytch a little too long two days before this fine ass bytch hit me up out the blue…I been waiting for years…the bytch just got a divorce and was on a air mattress , I couldn’t focus, dikk was extra trash
I failed y’all , on a side note this bytch didn’t like to suck dikk , so the head was trash, I kinda blame her Lmaooo
I failed y’all , on a side note this bytch didn’t like to suck dikk , so the head was trash, I kinda blame her Lmaooo
first time i try fukking this Japanese broad her p*ssy was so tight, my girthy dikk was struggling to get in, her p*ssy wasnt wet enough, she wasnt used to having a fat dikk inside of her so that night we wind up just kissing, and 69ing.
I wind up having to buy lubricant, and she used a vibrator she brought from Japan to stimulate her clit which got her more wet along with the foreplay
When i finally got it in her tight p*ssy was heavenly
I wind up having to buy lubricant, and she used a vibrator she brought from Japan to stimulate her clit which got her more wet along with the foreplay
When i finally got it in her tight p*ssy was heavenly
I had two female roommates in college, they would come home from. night out and talk so much shyt about the trash dikk they just got. Them girls ran through so much dikk, I really hope I never have to meet their boyfriends because I will not be able to keep a straight facepawg called me over for some d, couldn't get it up because of too much porn.
the embarrassment
thinking you finally got it up and putting it in then you go flaccid again
nofap gang forever. never again
This was the chick I lost my virginity to when I was 16, she was 18
I had a big joint so, my slow inexperienced virgin ass was braggin on my dikk actin like I was king dingaling and was gonna blow her back out. I didn’t tell her I was a virgin, I was like “oh yeah ima redesign them guts, im certified in these sheets, blah blah”
So I finally get a weekend where I go to my pops crib and my boy who had freedom lived around the corner which was close to my girl’s crib so I could use his crib to clap cheeks.
As the time gets closer im gettin hella nervous cuz i been talkin shyt for like 2-3 months and my dikk literally has zero miles on it so I’m in too deep
She finally comes through and im still actin hella egotistical and we finally go up stairs and get it crackin. We start makin out and gettin ass nekkid and finally my johnson comes out and she’s impressed by the size even though it wasn’t hard. At this point im in foreign territory and wondering my my shyt aint gettin hard
It’s CLEARLY cuz im nervous because i basically told her im a pornstar in the sheets when in reality she bout to take my virginity. Im humpin on this chick for 45-73 business minutes and my shyt just wouldnt get hard
It was hell and pure uncut embarrassment that I deserved 10x over. At that point she knew i was cappin and about 3-4 months later she started a fake ass fight and we broke up.
Never lied on my dikk ever again
I had a big joint so, my slow inexperienced virgin ass was braggin on my dikk actin like I was king dingaling and was gonna blow her back out. I didn’t tell her I was a virgin, I was like “oh yeah ima redesign them guts, im certified in these sheets, blah blah”
So I finally get a weekend where I go to my pops crib and my boy who had freedom lived around the corner which was close to my girl’s crib so I could use his crib to clap cheeks.
As the time gets closer im gettin hella nervous cuz i been talkin shyt for like 2-3 months and my dikk literally has zero miles on it so I’m in too deep
She finally comes through and im still actin hella egotistical and we finally go up stairs and get it crackin. We start makin out and gettin ass nekkid and finally my johnson comes out and she’s impressed by the size even though it wasn’t hard. At this point im in foreign territory and wondering my my shyt aint gettin hard
It’s CLEARLY cuz im nervous because i basically told her im a pornstar in the sheets when in reality she bout to take my virginity. Im humpin on this chick for 45-73 business minutes and my shyt just wouldnt get hard
It was hell and pure uncut embarrassment that I deserved 10x over. At that point she knew i was cappin and about 3-4 months later she started a fake ass fight and we broke up.
Never lied on my dikk ever again
that reminds me about another time where i just gotten back from deployment , so i was feenin for some p*ssy.
Met this huge booty african chick off tagged i think it was , took her out to eat to this spot in NJ called cuban pete.
Then we drove to my crib and i had her doggy and for some stupid horny reason decided to go raw. I only lasted like 4 pumps,
and came on her cheeks.
like 3 days later , she was already telling me i got her pregnant
I deep down knew it must have been a scam , but i was too scared to have a kid at the time and more if it was from some tagged hoe.
I literally went to some military lawyer to ask them if there was somehow i could get out of the responsibility of raising a kid lol
anyways, she scammed me out of like $300 from supposedly getting an "abortion" .
Met this huge booty african chick off tagged i think it was , took her out to eat to this spot in NJ called cuban pete.
Then we drove to my crib and i had her doggy and for some stupid horny reason decided to go raw. I only lasted like 4 pumps,
and came on her cheeks.
like 3 days later , she was already telling me i got her pregnant
I deep down knew it must have been a scam , but i was too scared to have a kid at the time and more if it was from some tagged hoe.
I literally went to some military lawyer to ask them if there was somehow i could get out of the responsibility of raising a kid lol
anyways, she scammed me out of like $300 from supposedly getting an "abortion" .
Got drunk at the Alamo Drafthouse when my college FWB hit me up on Snapchat sending tit pics talking about how she wanted to get fukked raw (mind you I haven’t seen this bytch full body in a year but we keep in touch), and my drunk horny ass decided to go over her house In my drunken stupor, I decided to buy condoms (thank god cuz she a hoe fasho). Halfway there, I suddenly get tired as hell.
Get there, and this bytch is bigger than she used to be, so I was kinda turned off and sleepy. I lasted about 2-3 minutes, then said I pulled a bad cramp and went soft
She was chubby, but that ass had me 
I checked the uber prices and shyt was about $70 to get home, so I said fukk it and passed out on her bed and left at like 6am. Worst dikk I ever gave. Surprisingly she still would send me nudes until she blocked me a month later and ended up marrying dude a year later.
My friend calls me good luck Chuck bc I got a few stories of smashing my FWB who wanted something more from me but I decline, and then they suddenly find their next BF or husband that month or right after
In my drunken stupor, I decided to buy condoms (thank god cuz she a hoe fasho). Halfway there, I suddenly get tired as hell.Get there, and this bytch is bigger than she used to be, so I was kinda turned off and sleepy. I lasted about 2-3 minutes, then said I pulled a bad cramp and went soft
She was chubby, but that ass had me I checked the uber prices and shyt was about $70 to get home, so I said fukk it and passed out on her bed and left at like 6am. Worst dikk I ever gave. Surprisingly she still would send me nudes until she blocked me a month later and ended up marrying dude a year later.
My friend calls me good luck Chuck bc I got a few stories of smashing my FWB who wanted something more from me but I decline, and then they suddenly find their next BF or husband that month or right after
MoveForward
Veteran
This is when I was young and thought good sex was just slamming a broad out like those porn nikkas. I had the chick on the edge of the bed and I was standing up all in those guts. She ended up pushing me off and said, “ Damn, wtf are you doing? You’re in here trying to hurt a b*tch.” Killed the whole mood, her p*ssy dried up like the the Sahara. I never got close to smash again…
Womb Raider
5* Gooneral
God got her back for me, shawty checked last week
This summer 
I drank a bit, she didnt. Plus the heat was getting to me cuz of the degrees. I honestly never felt the chick more than she did me. I think she REALLY likes me and i wad hesitant to even do it with her. She isnt ugly at all but just not my type.
I was lacking honestly
I drank a bit, she didnt. Plus the heat was getting to me cuz of the degrees. I honestly never felt the chick more than she did me. I think she REALLY likes me and i wad hesitant to even do it with her. She isnt ugly at all but just not my type.
I was lacking honestly
Womb Raider
5* Gooneral
This thread is jokes lmao
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Piffiztheanswer
L'immortale
Went to Dresden Germany to meet up with this chick i was talking to that i knew from Peru... anywayz we at her crib she starts giving me head and no lie the stress from traveling and not getting any for awhile... i busted hella quick just as she pulled it out her mouth (no warning lol) sprayed her face and hair
She was pissed! I slept like a baby! The End.
She was pissed! I slept like a baby! The End.