That "She's prolly gettin dikked down right now" pause in between text messages

[duncanthetall]

bytch was texting you back within 3 minutes every time. And then....

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45 minutes later lookin ass text when you know she aint at work or wit her momma

Spoiler

Nah, I aint take no L lately and I never will

Young brehs, if you ever get this, learn from a 25 yr old VETERAN, you gotta toss her to the shrubbery IMMEDIATELY

Please do.

 

[Kenny West]

After we hit, right?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[newworldafro]

bytch was texting you back within 3 minutes every time. And then....

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45 minutes later lookin ass text when you know she aint at work or wit her momma

Spoiler

Nah, I aint take no L lately and I never will

Young brehs, if you ever get this, learn from a 25 yr old VETERAN, you gotta toss her to the shrubbery IMMEDIATELY

Please do.

It could just be your nerves... .... You know chicks require maintenance in their own way...or she could just have been doing something that required her attention.....or she just didn't feel like textin................ or she was getting hulked smashed..................but I guess not knowing is just as bad huh

 

[blackestofpanthers]

You nikkas are so lame. No wonder y'all have these problems. Why would you even want to text a bytch that much anyways? Also you should have other bytches so why would you even trip off what one bytch is doing?

 

[duncanthetall]

You nikkas are so lame. No wonder y'all have these problems. Why would you even want to text a bytch that much anyways? Also you should have other bytches so why would you even trip off what one bytch is doing?

How many bytches you got, breh? FYI, I'm one of many proud and true #midnightboyz so I don't get bytches just from flashin my lack of melanin.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[bl2k8]

25 ain't no vet breh

 

[LadySimone]

Paranoia and impatience. That girl could have been doing anything. Why do you guys HATE women so much. If they start breathing you'd accuse them of being greedy taking up all the air.

Yall need some healing. You guys are some of the unhappiest pessimistic people in the world yet you style yourselves as know-it-all Casanovas.

Its why I never take relationship advice from black people. Ya'll hate each other.

 

[Opus]

Take advice from a veteran spazzing out over girls texting back within the hour brehs

 

[The Nigerian]

How many bytches you got, breh? FYI, I'm one of many proud and true #midnightboyz so I don't get bytches just from flashin my lack of melanin.

Low self-esteem BYTCHBOI.

 

[marcuz]

you gotta really like the chick to allow your insecurities to hit that type of low

 

[Raiders]

What if she went to shower, women cant scrub their ass now days.


45 min without contact and you're heartbroken

 

[Sccit]

lmao smh

 

[BlaKcMoney]

You nikkas are so lame. No wonder y'all have these problems. Why would you even want to text a bytch that much anyways? Also you should have other bytches so why would you even trip off what one bytch is doing?

pretty much