That "She's prolly gettin dikked down right now" pause in between text messages

[BlaKcMoney]

i done drove chicks crazy by not responding for days lol. That's what bytches do. Man up

 

[Kisame]

Paranoia and impatience. That girl could have been doing anything. Why do you guys HATE women so much. If they start breathing you'd accuse them of being greedy taking up all the air.

Yall need some healing. You guys are some of the unhappiest pessimistic people in the world yet you style yourselves as know-it-all Casanovas.

Its why I never take relationship advice from black people. Ya'll hate each other.

 

[HideoKojima]

letting your imagination get the best of you. I don't sweat textbacks because I know people don't live in their phone. people have lives and stuff. plus im pretty shytty with texting back my damn self

 

[Raava]

Occupy yourself.

 

[Silkk]

Paranoia and impatience. That girl could have been doing anything. Why do you guys HATE women so much. If they start breathing you'd accuse them of being greedy taking up all the air.

Yall need some healing. You guys are some of the unhappiest pessimistic people in the world yet you style yourselves as know-it-all Casanovas.

Its why I never take relationship advice from black people. Ya'll hate each other.

Take the coli serious brehs

 

[King Crimson]

Paranoia and impatience. That girl could have been doing anything. Why do you guys HATE women so much. If they start breathing you'd accuse them of being greedy taking up all the air.

Yall need some healing. You guys are some of the unhappiest pessimistic people in the world yet you style yourselves as know-it-all Casanovas.

Its why I never take relationship advice from black people. Ya'll hate each other.

With the exception of the last line, I gotta agree with this.

 

[The5thLetter]

She gives you space and you're like
If she responded to every text w/in the minute she'd be clingy and right?

 

[Elle Driver]

What if she went to shower, women cant scrub their ass now days.


45 min without contact and you're heartbroken

 

[Millions]

i dead thought bytches only tripped on slow texters

 

[The Frozen One]

Don't waste time texting back and forth... Leave that for the simps and her bf. Use text for meet up so you can fukk her.. If she don't want to meet or gives bs excuse don't text till next week

 

[Diondon]

It's not that serious
Broad is probly taking a nap or a dump
And if she aint your girl

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

OP is a virgin.​

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

It don't matter when you have a mail order bride they usually like to stay with you at all times my bruh

 

[aXiom]

You sound like the type of nikka that counts the minutes it takes his girl to get home from work without factoring in traffic conditions

 

[O.T.I.S.]

You nikkas are so lame. No wonder y'all have these problems. Why would you even want to text a bytch that much anyways? Also you should have other bytches so why would you even trip off what one bytch is doing?

Being in love sucks