That Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt from Amazon

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Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

The effect that this t-shirt has on women is pretty impressive. Unfortunately its natural healing powers reversed my vasectomy and I impregnated nine women in two weeks before I realized. They all had twin boys. Now I have 18 sons and spend most of my money on child support and condoms.

I bought the 3 wolf moon shirt for my husband for Christmas. He loves the shirt however, he is only able to wear it in small time increments because of its powers are so strong. He wore it to the Waffle House and then to Walmart, I had to fight the ladies off him. He is only able to wear this at home, when its not being worn it is on display above our mantel.

Then in a tragic turn of events, my mother washed the 3 wolf shirt when she was visiting. He lost all of it's powers in the wash.

Months later I purchased the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer from amazon. My husband was using the banana slicer while wearing the 3 wf shirt and the powers returned.

If you have washed or your shirt has lost it's power, try wearing the shirt while using the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer and the powers are sure to return.

I'll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones.

The shirt is made up of soft cotton. I was grateful to see this as it flexed as my muscles grew after donning this garment.

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.

Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.

I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away.

That said, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You never need to be a lone wolf again!

 

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[Binary]

I used to have a sweater like that. My mom hated me when I was growing up

 

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[King Crimson]

I used to have a sweater like that. My mom hated me when I was growing up

 

[Stress Welker]

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[TruStyle]

Damn you dudes just love recycling the same shytty as jokes and memes dont you.

I mean i know you did it cuz you had no thread ideas and were looking to get a multi page thread, but this shyt is corny.

Everyday someone posts a famous net joke trying to be sly like "who remembers this "

We all do muthafukkka. Now stop it

 

[Non Sequitur]

I've never seen this before, no bullshyt