Rhapture

♊Dogset Emperor and Sociopathic Socialite ♊
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Where those cousins who use to be your partners in crime start getting back in touch with you. :lolbron:

Your educated realitves start asking you to help with the slide show presentation about your family history B.C.-A.D. smh.:mjcry:

Your religious relatives tryna persuade you to attend all they church events just so they can take credit for bringing your backsliding ass back to the lord.:mjgrin:

Your hustling relatives that make T-shirts and shyt for these gatherings are already plotting how to get your money without delivering the product :stopitslime:.

Your broke relatives start hitting you up with they sob stories :feedme:

Your relatives that owe you money are tryna figure out how to avoid paying you back but your hustling relatives already let you know that they ordered multiple XXXL t-shirts.:patrice:

Your messy relatives just lying in wait, absorbing all of this and planning their first wave of family fukkery.

Are you guys preparing yourselves for the festivities? Any holiday stories you wanna share?:pachaha:
 
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