"That's how he (LeBron) is... That's WHO he is." - Mo Williams

[The War Report]

 

[DeVanteSwing]

I need a "Mo' Fundies, No Problems" Camp t shirt now

 

[Walt]

I just figured rather than spend all fukking day clicking refresh on the front page, hoping for an announcement from LeBron, we could stand for some levity 'round these parts. Plus Mo was so New Edition "If It Isn't Love" over LeBron leaving, I'd believe just about any hurt ass story about dude. And he just looks like a nikka who would claim he was part Choctaw, and would astonish a white reporter with his cheddar bay biscuit consumption.

 

[FaTaL]

bravo bravo



@Walt

 

[trick]

someone please photoshop Mo Williams as a thundercat and LeBron in a suit telling Mo Panthro to hit the bricks @3Rivers

 

[Kaypain]

LeBrons a straight bytch but this was known already

:gameumad: Get mad over satire articles brehs

 

[Brozay]

In the words of @Walt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

classic shyt

 

[Kaypain]

Later that evening, when we - at Williams' insistence - settle into dinner at Red Lobster [author's note: I was born and raised in Maine, so dining at Red Lobster is akin to an act against God] Williams, perhaps lulled into a state of comfort by the improbable number of biscuits he consumes, opens up about "The Decision." It wasn't that LeBron left, but rather how he left which will forever rub Williams wrong.
:nic1:

Look, growing up I was obsessed with the Thundercats. Bron found out and he had this artist make me a painting where it was me playing basketball, but I looked like Panthro. He would call me Panthro all the time, and I called him Lion-O. We used to joke about how Dwight (Howard, then their nemesis with the Orlando Magic) was Mumm-Ra." I ask Williams where that painting is now, and he crumbles his napkin and tosses it over his shoulder, then shrugs

:nic2:



"I couldn't get Bron to pick up my calls for a week after 'The Decision,' so finally I just sent him a text, I just said, Lion-O would never leave Panthro out in the cold. Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat.

:nic3:

 

[pawdalaw]

It's been rough in these coli streets lately, nice way to break the tension.

 

[Easy-E]

@Walt U a evil genius

 

[threattonature]

Luckily I'm used to Walt's shyt so before I even read I clicked the article link. Amazing fake story though.

 

[MsBigHead]

Funny how nikkas were going at Bron before they found out it was fake.

If this story were about Kobe or MJ dudes would have saluted them and called Mo a bytch

Coli hypocrites at it again

 

[LurkMoar]

It's been rough in these coli streets lately, nice way to break the tension.

only walt could pull this shyt off withought getting negged right now

 

[THE MACHINE]

102 users 75 guests . @Walt is the man

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

This got me CRYING