The #1 Reason Not To Fukk Escorts...

[The Emperor]

The #1 Reason Not to fukk escorts is this. 9 times out if 10 it's not gonna be a fun fukk. You are paying for p*ssy and that's all you are gonna get. You get entry into p*ssy. They wanna fukk the way they want to fukk. You gotta be dealing with some rare ass unicorn of a hoe who absolutely loves getting fukked and will give it 100% effort all the time.

You are much better off forming some type of friendship or exchange program with a unprofessional hoe or broke woman if you really trying to get the fukk you want.

I fukked about 4 hookers.
They were all average fukks.
No greatness.

 

[the class]

That's number 1?

 

[Unknown Poster]

So thats #1...and not...ya know...getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute and losing your job...money and....livelihood. ok.

 

[PeridotPuss]

I fukked about 4 hookers.
They were all average fukks.
No greatness.

what made them average?

 

[flea]

So thats #1...and not...ya know...getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute and losing your job...money and....livelihood. ok.

p*ssy trumps all of that

 

[CarbonBraddock]

This is why you have to pay a college girl with low self-esteem to do it. They will do it however you want them to. Especially if they are asian. right @flea

 

[flea]

This is why you have to pay a college girl with low self-esteem to do it. They will do it however you want them to. Especially if they are asian. right @flea

aint no asians in miami, fukk u talkin about?

 

[Taadow]

OP makes a good point. Soak game.

 

[The Emperor]

So thats #1...and not...ya know...getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute and losing your job...money and....livelihood. ok.

You aren't going to lose your job for fukking a prostitute unless you are a teacher or have some high visibility job.

That was never my concern.
If I had got arrested I would have called into work sick or used a vacation day and bonded out.

 

[TL15]

#1 reason to not fukk an escort is that you can get p*ssy for free/cheaper ANYWHERE

I'd rather take a chubby chick for chipotle and netflix after the club and get some head three times in a night

than to pay some working on craigslist

 

[The Emperor]

what made them average?

Average in the sense of I got way better sex before for FREE from girlfriends or chick's I was dating. Hooker sex ain't fun sex.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

aint no asians in miami, fukk u talkin about?

i know you are asian, back me up on this one about how the women are submissive.

 

[flea]

i know you are asian, back me up on this one about how the women are submissive.

wtf? im not asian

 

[CarbonBraddock]

wtf? im not asian

how so

 

[MikeyC]

So thats #1...and not...ya know...getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute and losing your job...money and....livelihood. ok.

As well as AIDS, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Crabs....