Watching the Warriors/Suns game and the announcers were talking about how Jermaine O'Neal got his contract when he was in Portland. Turned out they gave Joe Klene, who was retired at the time, a one day contract to get it done. The Blazers called Kline , who got the deal from a call while driving, $1million dollars for no longer playing. Dude later went to Kinko's to sign the contract and fax it back to the team. 
