The 2014 MLB Random Thoughts Thread

[Yung Yogurt]

My nikka big dic Justin went yard on them fools

 

[jadillac]

oakland A's has the worst batting lineup in baseball... billy beane and the boys need 2 big bats, but wolfe cheap ass wont do it

they can throw anyone out there and come in 1st place, and find a new star along the way

 

[King Poetic]

They were the 4th best offense in baseball in 2013.

fukk 2013. the al west this year is loaded and wolfe continue to refuse to put money in the team

 

[Brozay]

Im just staying up hoping Trout gets a chance for a walk off hit at this point

Well I can go to

 

[HHR]

Well I can go to :sleep:

You never, ever choose sleep over a Mike Trout AB.

 

[jadillac]

Smoak monster? 3 years later?

everyone that gets traded from the Rangers winds up being star

We're gonna mess aroudn and be bringing up the rear with the 'Stros.

 

[Rick Roller 10]

oakland A's has the worst batting lineup in baseball... billy beane and the boys need 2 big bats, but wolfe cheap ass wont do it

 

[kash10003]

damn ESPN still going hard on this trout shyt. I mean he is great but damn they lost 10-3, you would think it would be toned down out of respect for the mariners

 

[jfkennedy]

damn ESPN still going hard on this trout shyt. I mean he is great but damn they lost 10-3, you would think it would be toned down out of respect for the mariners

Front page of ESPN.com is Trout ... you'd think he hit a walk-off hr. Oh wait, that actually happened today, but not by him ...

 

[yseJ]

was this posted already ?

 

[jfkennedy]

Billy Hamilton has probably seen enough of Wainwright for a lifetime. 0-4, 4 strikeouts.

Joey Votto gonna have super low RBI numbers (for his contract) again this year.

 

[Walter H White]

cotdammit romo you arent supposed to be choking in this sport

 

[Rev]

@ this comic book font shyt the MLB Network got going on.

 

[THASTUNNA]

Opening day for my Lastros... Hopefully we can avoid 100 lost season

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Gotta love the ridiculous optimism for the mariners on opening day

"I LOVE this lineup (manager) has built"

"JUSTIN SMOAK is like a Jay Buehner role, just power...." (this motherfukker was sent to the minors last yr right?)

"if this is what we have to look forward to all year...we are in for something great..." (felix started...3 run HR in the 9th...yeah...i'm sure all season will be just like this"

I will chronicle the air being released from their mental balloon as it happens lol