Yeah I'mma stop you there. This isn't the media's fault. Team was a poorly constructed trash heap. Harden outchea doing his best Al Harrington impression...
The annual #TheMoreyTeam get together.
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Let that Charmin soft, no-trick pony take his ass back to Orlando or join Dallas.
All these guys averaged at least 7ppg this year
Lowry
Dragic
Mirotic
Lin
Jordan hill
Livingston
Lamb
Courtney Lee
Etwaun Moore
Patrick Patterson
Marcus Morris
Casspri.
Analytics brehs
Lowry
Dragic
Mirotic
Lin
Jordan hill
Livingston
Lamb
Courtney Lee
Etwaun Moore
Patrick Patterson
Marcus Morris
Casspri.
Analytics brehs
DonKnock
KPJ Gonna Save Us
Morey constructed a team in which only 3 people on the team can dribble in anything other than a straight line and 1 of them was a drunk who wasn't there long enough to get his new license mailed to him...
Lawson's fall off was damn near unprecedentedly horrifying
DonKnock
KPJ Gonna Save Us
Smoking With Cigarettes
Superstar
Morey is a great man. Gave the Nuggets basically nothing and a mid first round draft pick for Ty Lawson and still lost the trade. One day soon NBA teams will stop trading what appears to be scraps for these Nugget players
I'm not trying to hate. I am making observations. I don't know anybody that was picking them to win the championship this year. Nobody thought the Rockets cup overrunneth with talent.
"The media" -- nah, breh. The team was trash from the jump, and only made the playoffs due to calamitous injuries for other teams. Also he traded for a KNOWN alcoholic, on top of peddling away large sums of talent, and getting back bit players. Now only is the talent super mediocre, but it's incredibly mismatched -- so you can't even let them play to their strengths.
Morey has been a fraud, and this season is a hilarious culmination of that.
Let's take a quick look in at his war room...
DonKnock
KPJ Gonna Save Us
I'm not trying to hate. I am making observations. I don't know anybody that was picking them to win the championship this year. Nobody thought the Rockets cup overrunneth with talent.
"The media" -- nah, breh. The team was trash from the jump, and only made the playoffs due to calamitous injuries for other teams. Also he traded for a KNOWN alcoholic, on top of peddling away large sums of talent, and getting back bit players. Now only is the talent super mediocre, but it's incredibly mismatched -- so you can't even let them play to their strengths.
Morey has been a fraud, and this season is a hilarious culmination of that.
Let's take a quick look in at his war room...
You're leading the charge with the hate
Idk why you're denying it..
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Lawson's fall off was damn near unprecedentedly horrifying
He didn't fall off as much as not being a good fit for the Rockets...and well being a drunk...
Actually you right when you are not a good fit for a team and a drunk you fall off
But that move sums Moreyball perfectly...
You got a guard in James Harden who needs the ball in his hands...you watch any film on Harden and when he doesn't have the ball he just stands around...
You got a guard in Ty Lawson who needs the ball in his hands...you watch any film on Lawson and when he doesn't have the ball he just stands around...
So common sense tells you if you play them together one of them is always going to just be standing around doing nothing...not a good idea...
Unless you are Morey and all you see is two dynamic ball handlers who can create shots for themselves and other people...and you don't give nan fukk about the part where one of them doesn't have the ball...
I can't wait to see what he turns the rockets into next year
DonKnock
KPJ Gonna Save Us
He didn't fall off as much as not being a good fit for the Rockets...and well being a drunk...
Actually you right when you are not a good fit for a team and a drunk you fall off
But that move sums Moreyball perfectly...
You got a guard in James Harden who needs the ball in his hands...you watch any film on Harden and when he doesn't have the ball he just stands around...
You got a guard in Ty Lawson who needs the ball in his hands...you watch any film on Lawson and when he doesn't have the ball he just stands around...
So common sense tells you if you play them together one of them is always going to just be standing around doing nothing...not a good idea...
Unless you are Morey and all you see is two dynamic ball handlers who can create shots for themselves and other people...and you don't give nan fukk about the part where one of them doesn't have the ball...
I can't wait to see what he turns the rockets into next year
He been hot
in Indiana this year too, so I don't feel AS bad but shyt....Conley or bust:DKMetro:
I'm not trying to hate. I am making observations. I don't know anybody that was picking them to win the championship this year. Nobody thought the Rockets cup overrunneth with talent.
"The media" -- nah, breh. The team was trash from the jump, and only made the playoffs due to calamitous injuries for other teams. Also he traded for a KNOWN alcoholic, on top of peddling away large sums of talent, and getting back bit players. Now only is the talent super mediocre, but it's incredibly mismatched -- so you can't even let them play to their strengths.
Morey has been a fraud, and this season is a hilarious culmination of that.
Let's take a quick look in at his war room...
A strange turn of events indeed. 
It's almost as if bringing an aging, ball-dominant PG that shoots a paltry 37% from deep and whose only above-average skill is getting into the paint to create and isn't conducive to the style Houston is so embarrassingly insistent on implementing... 
But what do I know?
I'm not trying to hate. I am making observations. I don't know anybody that was picking them to win the championship this year. Nobody thought the Rockets cup overrunneth with talent.
"The media" -- nah, breh. The team was trash from the jump, and only made the playoffs due to calamitous injuries for other teams. Also he traded for a KNOWN alcoholic, on top of peddling away large sums of talent, and getting back bit players. Now only is the talent super mediocre, but it's incredibly mismatched -- so you can't even let them play to their strengths.
Morey has been a fraud, and this season is a hilarious culmination of that.
Let's take a quick look in at his war room...
I thought zach Lowe had them coming out the west?
Simmons and house were high on them as well
