The Anti-Dap Movement: No Daps, More Positive replies.

DStyles

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For those who are clinging to dap, look what dap creates. @DStyles , an abysmal poster so unremarkable in his horrible postings that he doesn't even garner so-bad-its-noteworthy WOAT mentions, whose entire forum presence consists of racial trolling of no originality or humorous merit.

He has 4,823 daps.

4. 8. 2. 3.

Four-thousand and twenty-three times, someone has dapped this man.

@Swagnificent a man who is such a terrible poster he dons the scarlet badge of WOAT, has 9,856.

Let's think about this. The worst poster on this forum has nearly ten-thousand daps.

Brehs.

Daps.

Are.

MEANINGLESS.

They're empty. It's a hollow gesture. We're suffering from dap inflation. When someone like @Swagnificent is wielding ten-thousand of what some of you argue so valiantly to be an adequate show of a good post then WHAT THE fukk DOES THAT MEAN?

Daps have oversaturated the market.

Throw the daps in the bushes.

How many times does someone get to just post a photo of some foliage to accrue a mass of mindless single clicks?

Daps have done indelible damage to our once mighty posting prowess.

Lay down the daps.
tl;dr :umad:
 

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For those who are clinging to dap, look what dap creates. @DStyles , an abysmal poster so unremarkable in his horrible postings that he doesn't even garner so-bad-its-noteworthy WOAT mentions, whose entire forum presence consists of racial trolling of no originality or humorous merit.

He has 4,823 daps.

4. 8. 2. 3.

Four-thousand and twenty-three times, someone has dapped this man.

@Swagnificent a man who is such a terrible poster he dons the scarlet badge of WOAT, has 9,856.

Let's think about this. The worst poster on this forum has nearly ten-thousand daps.

Brehs.

Daps.

Are.

MEANINGLESS.

They're empty. It's a hollow gesture. We're suffering from dap inflation. When someone like @Swagnificent is wielding ten-thousand of what some of you argue so valiantly to be an adequate show of a good post then WHAT THE fukk DOES THAT MEAN?

Daps have oversaturated the market.

Throw the daps in the bushes.

How many times does someone get to just post a photo of some foliage to accrue a mass of mindless single clicks?

Daps have done indelible damage to our once mighty posting prowess.

Lay down the daps.

If instead of just clicking away like a drone, you actually quoted a @Swagnificent post, really read a @Swagnificent post, and then had to, rather publicly, give @Swagnificent praise in black and gray...wouldn't you vomit in your mouth and instead click your way into the safe confines of a @Malta thread?

Rid yourselves of dap.
:ohlawd:

Excellent posting.
 

dennis roadman

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What happens when someone is enlightened...born a new into the world not sullied by daps...





But daps someone out of habit...:lupe:
good question
He who has not dapped, cast the first neg!

No one is perfect. We are all working towards a better forum
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For those who are clinging to dap, look what dap creates. @DStyles , an abysmal poster so unremarkable in his horrible postings that he doesn't even garner so-bad-its-noteworthy WOAT mentions, whose entire forum presence consists of racial trolling of no originality or humorous merit.

He has 4,823 daps.

4. 8. 2. 3.

Four-thousand and twenty-three times, someone has dapped this man.

@Swagnificent a man who is such a terrible poster he dons the scarlet badge of WOAT, has 9,856.

Let's think about this. The worst poster on this forum has nearly ten-thousand daps.

Brehs.

Daps.

Are.

MEANINGLESS.

They're empty. It's a hollow gesture. We're suffering from dap inflation. When someone like @Swagnificent is wielding ten-thousand of what some of you argue so valiantly to be an adequate show of a good post then WHAT THE fukk DOES THAT MEAN?

Daps have oversaturated the market.

Throw the daps in the bushes.

How many times does someone get to just post a photo of some foliage to accrue a mass of mindless single clicks?

Daps have done indelible damage to our once mighty posting prowess.

Lay down the daps.
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dennis roadman

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there are some who think it's funny (or even original :why:) to dap posts of The Enlightened and Unburdened but what they don't realize is that dap notifications have already been turned off :umad:

you are but mere sediment in our ocean of truth
 

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ATTENTION CONGREGATION:

**Arena goes quiet**


For a whole day, I went along and followed the enlightened teacher also known as @Don Rhymus. I believed him...I believe his way, anti-dap...was the right way...

I became one of his promising pupils...However, I have some disturbing news...


This man & his cohort @mastermind are frauds!!!!!!

Exhibit A:



it will make our sports so much better

the day he brings in relegation :wowjb:

EXHIBIT B:
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Mans don't understand. We would make Milwall firm :lupe:

We about to become the bad boy's of the MLS.

full

These were the last posts that @Don Rhymus dapped. It happened as soon as this week. They want to capitalize on the dap system. Have daps dry up causing them to be worth more so THEY can cash in.



As we have been trying to abstain from what we have every right to do. THEY WERE TAKING AWAY OUR FREEDOM!!!

I may die on this stage... as I reveal the truth, for they have spies everywhere. You won't know htey are here because they lurk but do not dap...but they are here.

SAY NO TO THE ANTI-DAP unit.
 

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there are some who think it's funny (or even original :why:) to dap posts of The Enlightened and Unburdened but what they don't realize is that dap notifications have already been turned off :umad:

you are but mere sediment in our ocean of truth


:ohhh:
 

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ATTENTION CONGREGATION:

**Arena goes quiet**


For a whole day, I went along and followed the enlightened teached also known as @Don Rhymus. I believed him...I believe his way, anti-dap...was the right way...

I became one of his promising pupils...However, I have some disturbing news...


This man & his cohort @mastermind are frauds!!!!!!

Exhibit A:





EXHIBIT B:


These were the last posts that @Don Rhymus dapped. It happened as soon as this week. They want to capitalize on the dap system. Have daps dry up causing them to be worth more so THEY can cash in.



As we have been trying to abstain from what we have every right to do. THEY WERE TAKING AWAY OUR FREEDOM!!!

I may die on this stage... as I reveal the truth, for they have spies everywhere. You won't know htey are here because they lurk but do not dap...but they are here.

SAY NO TO THE ANTI-DAP unit.
Fair my brother, but I have a retort.

I shall present you with the Genesis of the anti-dap movement, and you shall see the purity of the movement.

So I'm at work, browsing on Internet Explorer. Many of the modern, seamless features of the forum aren't so seamless on this anachronism. Dapping, apparently, is one of them.

I clicked to dap this post, then it took me to a place I'd never seen before. A whole new page, with a line of text that read:

Are you sure you wish to dap this post?

It made me think.....was I sure?

This added moment of reflection this sub-standard browser had provided me made me really think within myself and judge the post n a truly objective manner. On this confirmation page I was truly dapping in a vacuum.

If the post in question had been made by a non-OFTer...it might have even earned derision from me. The fact the post was made by Penfield, one of my most dapped cohorts, was weighing heavily on my decision. But here, removed from it all, with only that question staring me down...

Are you sure you wish to dap this post?

What are daps, brehs?

Are they our currency? We don't trade in it, but we do barter. Gifs, links, all parlayed for dap by the clickful. Are they a....social currency? But the fact free-dap treads exist belittle the dap. Undermine it. Weaken it. Posters not worth their post-count in salt may have three times as many daps. Daps are meaningless. Daps are nothing. Yet, here it stared at me.

Are you sure you wish to dap this post?

Why was I unsure? Fine, the post itself was undeserving, but I'm sure Penfield has made any number of posts I'd missed that warranted my single click of praise. But, yet, there it was.

Are you sure you wish to dap this post?

I didn't. :wow:

I was enlightened, my brother. But enlightenment doesn't mean you immediately enlist your brothers as soldiers and march as a movement.

If you wish to call me nefarious, my brother, if you wish to neg me into oblivion, I ONLY ASK, THE HE WHO HAS NOT DAPPED CAST THE FIRST NEG.

I'm not perfect. I want to be better.

I want US to be better.

I want thecoli.com standing proudly atop that complex list next year.

Casting daps aside will help us move forward.
 
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