The "any ya'll fuk escorts?" Thread in jbo is hilarious

[Doctor Wily]

The stories from the first 147 pages are Rafters worthy.

 

[Knowledge]

Yes that was me , & she wasn't a tranny pre or post OP period.

how wasn't the tranny pre or post op?

 

[Doctor Wily]

how wasn't the tranny pre or post op?

It wasn't a tranny that's how.

It was a Dominican bytch with a fukked up attitude who got tons of bad reviews.

 

[SAINT]

Malc, you're Carmelo Anthony status breh.

Hang it up.

nikka fell off a long time ago. It’s quite sad watching breh struggle for a hit.

 

[skeetsinternal]

nikka fell off a long time ago. It’s quite sad watching breh struggle for a hit.

@ malc falling off. they don't know @

Why you getting catfished by escorts when you have a roster full of married women?

@skeetsinternal

 

[Phantum]

Something about those Bronx women. I don't blame him.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I have never smashed an escort, but my mentality would be lovemaking. I would arrive in a suit. When she opens the door, I would have a gucci purse as a gift for her containing the $500 for her time, 2 candles, a lighter, and a bluetooth speaker.

Lots of kissing, caressing, and whispering in each other's ears.

I be damned if I pay $500 and all we do is fukk. That averages out to $15k a month. We soulmates, bytch.

 

[Crude]

Shocked at how many people sleeping on that great thread.

 

[the bossman]

During COVID

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Shocked at how many people sleeping on that great thread.

I’m shocked at how many people sleeping on the great JBO

 

[MaxPain]

Dude said in one post an escort had a big booty but it stinked

 

[Loose]

I still remember that one dude finding out he fukked a tranny, then tried to double down on it by saying well it felt good

 

[Crude]

I have never smashed an escort, but my mentality would be lovemaking. I would arrive in a suit. When she opens the door, I would have a gucci purse as a gift for her containing the $500 for her time, 2 candles, a lighter, and a bluetooth speaker.

Lots of kissing, caressing, and whispering in each other's ears.

I be damned if I pay $500 and all we do is fukk. That averages out to $15k a month. We soulmates, bytch.

Most experiences aren't like that.

You talking about high class escorts that work with an agency.

Most of those broads work independently selling sex out of some seedy hotel room or some trash apartment for 60-150 bucks.

 

[Crude]

I still remember that one dude finding out he fukked a tranny, then tried to double down on it by saying well it felt good

 

[FLORIDA BOI]

"Only time I got nervous was when I was in this apt in the Bronx beefing with this hoe who thought I took the condom off and nutted in her. So some hood nikka came from a back room and checked my rubber for holes and told me to hurry up and get dressed right now. I was ass naked and didn't know who else was in the backroom"



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lololololol