ima 'bout to

...
I ain't a OS/platform ho, but I can see thru the bullshyt:
1GB of RAM (in 2014 , $100 Android phone has 2GB)

No full HD screen on 4.7"

1st iPhone WITH an HD screen

$900 off contract for 128GB model
No sapphire glass
Prob undersized battery again
Just now offers multitasking
Yet folks will be like:
Apple's pockets after offering a bigger 5s and callin' it 6:

Yo pockets after coppin' the 6:
