The authentic women's penis size preference chart

[Dirk Diggler]

no homo, but how do u measure your own girth?

[nohomo]
Tape measure used for sewing someone linked a pic of it earlier in the thread or you can take a piece of string wrap it around your shaft and then measure with a ruler afterwards
[/nohomo]

 

[Lewis Black]

Measured my dikk when I was 16 cause I was curious n I was just below 8. I don't know how to measure the girth doe

Thank you black genetic gods

 

[Why-Fi]

only men obsess over this. ive never in my life heard a woman use numbers when talking about sex

 

[john goodman]

only men obsess over this. ive never in my life heard a woman use numbers when talking about sex

That's cuz they dont measure during sex

Doesn't mean a big dikk doesnt make a difference

 

[Why-Fi]

That's cuz they dont measure during sex

Doesn't mean a big dikk doesnt make a difference

well you can only be one way or the other, so what is your basis for comparison? its a weird obsession breh. it screams insecurity

 

[Chris.B]

if you are not at least 8 inches you suck as a man.

Jump of a bridge you loser

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

This shyt is lying. Alot of these women just dont know what they're missing. You aint goin back to hamburger helper after you had grey poupon

Correlation Fail

Ones a boxed macaroni used to enhance ground meat, the other is a dijon mustard spread.

 

[Blacsmiff]

*Checks his place at the chart: "satisfying"



*Checks again and sees: "ideal"

man fukk that chart..

 

[john goodman]

If you're not in the green or red you lost

 

[Ohene]

too big

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

at the end of the day u have nothing worry about. the girl isn't going to leave because you have a smaller dikk than she was expecting. If she's there to take it.. she's taking it.

 

[William Heavy]

delete

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Damn my dikk barely makes the chart.

Oh well. She still loves me.

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

I measure my joint by the amount of times she squirts

*green life*