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...the dime bytch steps into your cubicle after you done laid 90 farts. :snoop:

Like bytch you ain't NEVER been by my desk, but the moment I got bubble guts and got my area stinking like boiled eggs, feet and cornchips you want to talk? And not only talk but be on some "hey I been having trouble with this report, you think you got a few minutes to help me with this?"

Really?

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i was at the gym yesterday.
this pretty young thing has been posting up beside me to work out lately.
i have a girl so i don't pursue...just check out the booty.

so i'm doing some chest presses and then i smell a major fart.
there are tons of clowns around who could have dropped the bomb but it was not me.

cute young thing posts up next to me and starts doing reps as i catch the whiff.

i just walked away...as i peeked at the booty of course.
 
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:snoop:Did the same shyt last night. Was throwing out trash I collected from around my job and let rip the foulest goddamned fart. I had some Penne Pasta and sausage with hella spices earlier:ohlawd: so I had the hallways smelling like day old buffet food. Fine manager walks in 2 seconds later, says hi, and moves into the next room. 50% of me thinks she couldn't have smelled it in that time (It was FOUL brehs) and the other 50% thinks maybe she did, but with me being surrounded by trash, she gave my sexy ass the benefit of the doubt.:win:
 
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I remember one time I was at the club, and I seen this chick that was so bad :banderas: I'm just trying to figure what the hell to say. Outta nowhere this chick just as bad comes along, taps me and starts singing the song playing and dancing :wtf: :gladbron: so I go with it, but I was so damn drunk at that point that I accidentally slapped her drink and it went all over her

me: :dwillhuh:......


her: :what:......


me: ":snoop: I'm sorry"


her: :camby: *moves around*


me: :why:
 
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Hawaiian Punch said:
...the dime bytch steps into your cubicle after you done laid 90 farts. :snoop:

Like bytch you ain't NEVER been by my desk, but the moment I got bubble guts and got my area stinking like boiled eggs, feet and cornchips you want to talk? And not only talk but be on some "hey I been having trouble with this report, you think you got a few minutes to help me with this?"

Really?

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lol, did she stay the whole time? I woulda been like brb :gag:

The only awkward thing I can think of now is when I go shopping for feminine products and the store is empty, except when I checkout, then a parade of men (all tall and good looking :wtf:) come in at once
That happens cuz the Duane Reade I go to is across the street from a gym and a starbucks, and I clearly have shytty timing lol
 
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