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Hawaiian Punch

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lol, did she stay the whole time?

The. Whole. Damn. Time.

On the outside I was listening to her talk like :ehh:. But on the inside? I was like :merchant:

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The awkward moment when you go to whisper some fly shyt in a bytch ear after the club :sas1: only for her to say ill why The fukk ya breath smell like that (then she starts to gag):merchant:
















Man I was so embarrassed I started running down the street:pachaha:
 

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The awkward moment when you talk shyt about a coworker and they pop up out of nowhere. :merchant:


True story. Several weeks ago the head of my department got a new secretary, Lisa. He was taking Lisa around the office and telling her what each person does. Sorta goes like this.

Boss: This is Joe's office. Joe does the legal.

Lisa: :ehh:

Boss: this is Hawaiian punch's office. Punch does engineering.

Lisa: :ehh:

Boss: This is Kevin's office. Kevin does.. :patrice: Actually I have no idea what Kevin does. Does he even still work here?

Lisa: :lolbron:

*Kevin comes out of the office*

Kevin: Hey boss, good morning.

Boss: :merchant: Hey Kevin! Hey I was just introducing Lisa around. Soo how are things? Anyway we are a lil busy. Kthnxbye

Me: :umad:
 

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You're inside of a train in NYC, and the door is closing, and someone is running and screaming "Hold the Door :damn:" and you try to curve them and not hold the door because you don't see them making it anyway :troll: and they make it in anyway, and they hitchu with the :aicmon: and you're like :whoa:
 

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the awkward moment at work when you in between doing things and you feel like checking the coli on a small ass chrome window in the down-right part of your screen thinking you all safe and shyt, and having your manager popping up behind you like : ' watchu doing :sas1::ufdup:?'
and you startle and fumble and shyt for the ALT+TAB combination :huhldup::damn:....that rush of adrenaline though.. :lawd:
 

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When im talking casually to one of the better looking females here at work and i cant keep my eyes from looking at their cleavage. Then they do the whole pull the shirt up or cross the arms trick cuz they know u looking.

or when the girl in your office with the nice ass happens to catch u looking at her ass and u play it off like u have to tie your shoe or some shyt :manny:
 

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That awkward moment when you forget which part of the towel you wiped your ass with...mid swipe as you drying off :scust:
 
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