The. Whole. Damn. Time.
On the outside I was listening to her talk like
. But on the inside? I was like 
The awkward moment when...
- Thread starter Hawaiian Punch
- Start date
The. Whole. Damn. Time.
On the outside I was listening to her talk like
. But on the inside? I was like
Lmao! PobrecitoThe. Whole. Damn. Time.
On the outside I was listening to her talk like
seymour cake
All Star
The awkward moment when you go to whisper some fly shyt in a bytch ear after the club 
only for her to say ill why The fukk ya breath smell like that (then she starts to gag)
Man I was so embarrassed I started running down the street
only for her to say ill why The fukk ya breath smell like that (then she starts to gag)Man I was so embarrassed I started running down the street
The awkward moment when you talk shyt about a coworker and they pop up out of nowhere.
True story. Several weeks ago the head of my department got a new secretary, Lisa. He was taking Lisa around the office and telling her what each person does. Sorta goes like this.
Boss: This is Joe's office. Joe does the legal.
Lisa:
Boss: this is Hawaiian punch's office. Punch does engineering.
Lisa:
Boss: This is Kevin's office. Kevin does..
Actually I have no idea what Kevin does. Does he even still work here?
Lisa:
*Kevin comes out of the office*
Kevin: Hey boss, good morning.
Boss: Hey Kevin! Hey I was just introducing Lisa around. Soo how are things? Anyway we are a lil busy. Kthnxbye
Me:
True story. Several weeks ago the head of my department got a new secretary, Lisa. He was taking Lisa around the office and telling her what each person does. Sorta goes like this.
Boss: This is Joe's office. Joe does the legal.
Lisa:
Boss: this is Hawaiian punch's office. Punch does engineering.
Lisa:
Boss: This is Kevin's office. Kevin does..
Actually I have no idea what Kevin does. Does he even still work here?Lisa:
*Kevin comes out of the office*
Kevin: Hey boss, good morning.
Boss:
Hey Kevin! Hey I was just introducing Lisa around. Soo how are things? Anyway we are a lil busy. KthnxbyeMe:
onelastdeath
Banned
You're inside of a train in NYC, and the door is closing, and someone is running and screaming "Hold the Door 
" and you try to curve them and not hold the door because you don't see them making it anyway 
and they make it in anyway, and they hitchu with the 
and you're like 
" and you try to curve them and not hold the door because you don't see them making it anyway and they make it in anyway, and they hitchu with the and you're like 
the awkward moment at work when you in between doing things and you feel like checking the coli on a small ass chrome window in the down-right part of your screen thinking you all safe and shyt, and having your manager popping up behind you like : ' watchu doing 
?'
and you startle and fumble and shyt for the ALT+TAB combination
....that rush of adrenaline though.. 
?'and you startle and fumble and shyt for the ALT+TAB combination
....that rush of adrenaline though.. 
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
When im talking casually to one of the better looking females here at work and i cant keep my eyes from looking at their cleavage. Then they do the whole pull the shirt up or cross the arms trick cuz they know u looking.
or when the girl in your office with the nice ass happens to catch u looking at her ass and u play it off like u have to tie your shoe or some shyt
or when the girl in your office with the nice ass happens to catch u looking at her ass and u play it off like u have to tie your shoe or some shyt
Exiled Martian
Was young I couldn't do good, now I can't do Bad
That awkward moment when you forget which part of the towel you wiped your ass with...mid swipe as you drying off 
Worthless Loser
Blackpilled
When you realize you got dikk holes in your boxers 