The Berenstein Bears Conspiracy

[dontreadthis]

My nikkas Frog and Toad

or was it always Toad and Frog?

 

[Address_Unknown]

is this a legit title? learn to pimp??

Nah, breh. It's a popular edit amongst others that been going around for a while. Can't remember the actual name out of my head so it makes searching for the original harder.

Spoiler: Examples

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Always been Berenstain. People just mispronounced it wrong because Berenstein sounds more familiar

Naw bruh.. I can clearly see the difference. My whole family remembers it as stein.. There had to have been some printed with that name.

Either because of the vast amount of these books printed.. Or the number of translations they have.. But most definitely was stein

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I couldve swore Sara Lees slogan was... Nobody does it like sara lee..

Then one day i seen a truck with... Nobody doesnt like sara lee

 

[Cabbage Patch]

@gt420

they'd probably lie, or the call will get taken by a low level admin type. But it's worth a shot.






False memory implantation is real... It's a tactic used by many middle managers to try to weasel out of responsibility.


Manager: "You remember when I gave you the directive last week to interpret the findings?"
Me: ... Nope. I don't recall.








Put your shyt in writing and print it out. Y'all wanna get rid of hard copy so fukkin' bad... wait til they start changin' your old music... they're already fukkin' with movies.

Hoarders get clowned, but they're the real MVPs.

Online newsprint edits without old style admissions of corrections are worse.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Naw bruh.. I can clearly see the difference. My whole family remembers it as stein.. There had to have been some printed with that name.

Either because of the vast amount of these books printed.. Or the number of translations they have.. But most definitely was stein

And then there's the simple fact little Western kids love to make fun of shyt.

Stain is some shyt you make fun of.

Stein is not.

Anybody remember any schoolyard jokes about BerenSTAIN? Nope? The only one I saw was a Berry-Stained one from the 90s... yet nothing from earlier when the books were first popular.

Ignore kid psychology, naysayers.

There's been a change. We have no idea the real ripple effects. We don't even know if we had anything to do with it. Maybe that weird ass message from space that was not directed toward us (!) but we caught the tail end of is a kind of clue.

It'll come out after we're all long dead. A shame.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

or was it always Toad and Frog?

Finding out recently that the author wrote those books while struggling with coming out as homosexual to his wife, kids and the world was eye opening.

 

[www.THUG.com]

I have another one...

I remember when Domino's used to be Dominoe's

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

And then there's the simple fact little Western kids love to make fun of shyt.

Stain is some shyt you make fun of.

Stein is not.

Anybody remember any schoolyard jokes about BerenSTAIN? Nope? The only one I saw was a Berry-Stained one from the 90s... yet nothing from earlier when the books were first popular.

Ignore kid psychology, naysayers.

There's been a change. We have no idea the real ripple effects. We don't even know if we had anything to do with it. Maybe that weird ass message from space that was not directed toward us (!) but we caught the tail end of is a kind of clue.

It'll come out after we're all long dead. A shame.

 

[the cool]

Could of sworn lebron was lebronze

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Everything has an explanation. Everything will not be explained.

Example: the Gods of Egypt thread, where a Coli member put up a before and after photo of some Egyptian drawings after some Italians got through cleaning them.

The photos reminded me of the Sistine Chapel uproar two, three decades ago. Same cleansing deal. No such uproar for what happened to the hieroglyphs.

I raise it to point out that pretty soon anyone who claims the items were darker will get waved off and ridiculed, until it's safer to claim the Egyptian drawings always looked lighter and anyone claiming otherwise is cuckoo. Evidence to the contrary will be removed, hidden or treated as anomolies.

There is an explanation for the way they look now. It will not be explained in the future.

Another example: there is an explanation for why Europeans in Northern Africa targeted noses with their guns. It has not been and will not be explained to the future. Anyone claiming the shootings were not random will be ridiculed, and evidence to the contrary will be removed, hidden or treated as an anomaly with enough time.

Explanation exists, but will not be explained.

Berenstein Bears existed. They don't now. There's an explanation. It won't be explained.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Naw bruh.. I can clearly see the difference. My whole family remembers it as stein.. There had to have been some printed with that name.

Either because of the vast amount of these books printed.. Or the number of translations they have.. But most definitely was stein

I remember seeing it as -stain when I realized I was saying it wrong calling it -stein. I'm sure the -stein may have been printed but only by error.

 

[dizzy4111]

I have literally 20 of the old books on my shelf right now. It's "Berenstain."

 

[Champagne Kudo]

It's Bernstein

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I have literally 20 of the old books on my shelf right now. It's "Berenstain."

Are u sure? Look again it might have changed.