The Berenstein Bears Conspiracy

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Is this real wtf this what I was thinking
i still have my og books. it’s def berenstein


i don’t know how this shyt got started. prob some fukk boys on the internet trying to fool everyone. i’ll take a pic later
 

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i still have my og books. it’s def berenstein


i don’t know how this shyt got started. prob some fukk boys on the internet trying to fool everyone. i’ll take a pic later


:ohhh: Yo I think I found the reason why we tripping.


It's the the font. As kids we only read the red cursive title font. We got our shyt mixed up with as and es
 

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i still have my og books. it’s def berenstein


i don’t know how this shyt got started. prob some fukk boys on the internet trying to fool everyone. i’ll take a pic later

Were you able to find the books?
 

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What's funny is...

People are forgetting about the fact that the family who created the bears are named Berenstain.

So not only would the Bears have to be changed by this...simulation...but also the family and the extensive family history and birth certificates?

This is a ridiculous hypothesis.


Sidenote:

All evidence suggests two things...

  • It's always been Berenstain Bears.
  • Most people read the groupings of letters to form words we tend to think usually fit together. In the U.S, we aren't used to german or jewish names w/ stain instead of stein.
Just look at the amazon reviews. Even w/ the books being called Berenstain, people don't even realize that they are commenting "I love the berenstein bears books!".

It's just a trick of the human mind.

Case closed.
 
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What's funny is...

People are forgetting about the fact that the family who created the bears are named Berenstain.

So not only would the Bears have to be changed by this...simulation...but also the family and the extensive family history and birth certificates?

This is a ridiculous hypothesis.

Why would this be ridiculous? If we live in a simulation, changing the past would really easy. Just a few strokes on a key board to change a couple of lines of code.

Quantum mechanics supports the simulation theory. And stuff like this also support the simulation theory.

We live in a simulation. Just learn to accept it.
 
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i still have my og books. it’s def berenstein


i don’t know how this shyt got started. prob some fukk boys on the internet trying to fool everyone. i’ll take a pic later

Your old books will reflect this new reality breh. What happened is not some shyt where new books came out with a different name. Instead reality itself changed. The code changed the past to reflect this new reality and thus even your old books that you remember as Berenstein have changed to Berenstain.

The only evidence of the books being Berenstein is our collective memories and a few pieces of residue where the books are referred to as The Berenstein Bears by people of wrote about it in the past.
 

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Why would this be ridiculous? If we live in a simulation, changing the past would really easy. Just a few strokes on a key board to change a couple of lines of code.

Quantum mechanics supports the simulation theory. And stuff like this also support the simulation theory.

We live in a simulation. Just learn to accept it.
Breh,

Take a deep breath. Really think about what you just said. If it would be that easy, and the fact that they changed it would indicate a reason for not having it stein... it would be easy to RIGHT NOW change the memory of the STEIN from such enlightened people such as yourself.

So, at this point, your ridiculous premise that this would be easy to change contradicts the fact that the sim observers would just as easily be able to take this from your memory so we wouldn't have to suffer these bullshyt threads.

Or nah?
 
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