The best "lie" you've told to a broad

[King Theo]

One night i was out with a friend of mine who is a professional soccer player. and i hang out with him and teammates from time to time. no one recognizes them because they play for pittsburghs USL team

anyway. they usually bring me in conversations telling broads i play for them. well one time we were all out and a broad walked up to us and started dancing blah blah blah i was becuase she was pawgin. she asked me if i played with them. "i was like yea but yesterday was my last game. I am retiring and continuing my model career " they heard me and were just like but as soon as i said that it was a wrap.

now tell me your stories so i can use them next time i go out

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Eh... I told one that I already graduated law school when I haven't graduated yet. That and I'll support my friends when they're bluffing to a broad to take them home whenever they need me to.

I'm a shytty liar. I actually really hate lying because I'm too lazy.

Why would I lie? I don't really need to. My car is cool, my money's right, my dikk is big and meaty, I genuinely know some cool people, and my friends are really, really fukkin' cool. When you lie you set up a huge web of shyt that you need to remember with each person you lied to.

Nah, I'm cool.

 

[Ricky Church]

"I love you"