Actually, that was one of the funniest i've seen so far
The Best p*ssy You Ever Had
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40 year old white MILF....I'm not even ashamed of it because she was a gym rat who would put plenty of 20 somethings to shame easily...
That was when I was in college and didn't care about smashing married women.
I'm a changed man now
That was when I was in college and didn't care about smashing married women.
I'm a changed man now
When I was in community college. met this short darkskin chick. Proportions were like Pinky in her prime. Fat ass, perky t*ts, face was a 6. The crazy thing was that she was inexperienced. I would go to her crib in the projects and just beat the brakes off of her. Every 2 minutes I wanted to cum. So I would switch positions to prolong it. She was dumb as a box of rocks though. And I despised her for not being able to hold an intelligent conversation. Physically everything was perfect. After I would beat she would cry and ask me why I do her like that... Why did I get up in her stomach like that.... I was just so peeved by her intelligence that I eventually just kept standing her up... I miss her Brehs. The Irony is she eventually opened up a daycare and my girl not knowing our history took my first born to her to babysit. I miss that p*ssy.
Another one: one of my sisters friends had "her sister from the south come visit... Chick already had 4 kids before I messed with her... At a young age too.Man... If Your dikk aint never been milked by a p*ssy You missing something. this Chick was wild. Had her nikka sending $ to her and she was spending it on me. and like another poster said. I didn't need to thrust into her. I would just put it in and she would milk me. the only time I would put in work was when I wanted to punish her.... And she enjoyed every minute of it. The next summer she came up, but I was involved with a dime that I thought I would marry. So I dissed her. I miss her too. Get all You can while You can Brehs. Most of these dimepieces don't know how to service a man.
Another one: one of my sisters friends had "her sister from the south come visit... Chick already had 4 kids before I messed with her... At a young age too.Man... If Your dikk aint never been milked by a p*ssy You missing something. this Chick was wild. Had her nikka sending $ to her and she was spending it on me. and like another poster said. I didn't need to thrust into her. I would just put it in and she would milk me. the only time I would put in work was when I wanted to punish her.... And she enjoyed every minute of it. The next summer she came up, but I was involved with a dime that I thought I would marry. So I dissed her. I miss her too. Get all You can while You can Brehs. Most of these dimepieces don't know how to service a man.
Doobie Doo
Veteran
How did some of these chicks look cuz I ain't going to front the fattest ugliest chicks I smashed had the best head/p*ssy game ever
Groanman
Superstar
All pussies I've had was good.
Some better than some
Smelly ones never stopped me
~it's a haiku
Some better than some
Smelly ones never stopped me
~it's a haiku
Cabbage Patch
The Media scene in V is for Vendetta is the clue
Then why ain't you marry her?
and start singing this:
She is a jamaican/panamanian video model from NC.....her puss was hella wet....i beat it and the chick went and got my name tatted on her the next fukkin day
she had some decent punany but that damn head tho?...ive never roared at the top of my lungs while nutting and still being sucked...
once that happened she knew she had me.....
she was hella wild
she in the army now tho...ima see if i can fukk one more time before she get married lol
she had some decent punany but that damn head tho?...ive never roared at the top of my lungs while nutting and still being sucked...
once that happened she knew she had me.....
she was hella wild
she in the army now tho...ima see if i can fukk one more time before she get married lol
Literally, rich white girl, she was always covered up and quiet so no one knew what her body looked like.
Dead ass serious, we were 18-19 and neither of us look like what we did back then, but her if I had to give an example:
Up until that point all p*ssy felt the same, first she gave me the best head I ever had, I came in her mouth and she swallowed it not missing a stroke, THEN she lays down and tells me "...I want you to fukk my p*ssy", hole was so small I thought it was her ass, she's looks at me like "yes...it's the right one", so I slide up in it and instantly:
The p*ssy was so deep, hot to the touch, wet and super tight. But she was way too attached for me, and she KNEW she had good p*ssy and MONEY, that makes chicks crazy and power hungry. I curved her one weekend and had this other girl drive me to dinner to meet a group of friends in midtown, she followed there, and acted like it was a coincidence...so the girl I was with said just meet her at the club later, and I left with crazy girl.
She drove all around the city just talkin' about how, "we're done when I say we're done, got it"? Then we pull up to a midtown hotel and she has a room, I'm like
She's like, "if you're going to see your other white whore, she's gonna get you drained and used up, I come first until I say otherwise"....
bytch sonned me so raw, I was like 
.
Then she takes me back to the club, and the other girl was in the front smoking ....she didn't even get out the car, she's like "he's all yours for tonight bytch".
And the other girl plays it off smooth like, "if I had him, he wouldn't be coming back to you"...some racist cac starts chanting "Jerry Jerry Jerry".
She was like "mind your business and have fun waiting in line to get inside a$$hole"
So we get inside, and she's like I can't believe that girl "who is she" ...I'm like she's crazy, I've never been so embarrassed in my life, about 45mins goes by and we're upstairs in VIP...she's drunk, and was like "that bytch has me curious", I didn't even wash my dikk yet for the night...she pulls a condom out her purse and smiles. She let me kill it on the couch in VIP.
...I was like
but then I was like 
at how I was treated by these white women. But 
because everything fell into place.
But low key, the crazy girl had the best p*ssy to this day I've ever been in...I spoke to her not too long ago, she's married, and said she wants to but she ain't really about that life no more. The past is the past.
Dead ass serious, we were 18-19 and neither of us look like what we did back then, but her if I had to give an example:
Up until that point all p*ssy felt the same, first she gave me the best head I ever had, I came in her mouth and she swallowed it not missing a stroke, THEN she lays down and tells me "...I want you to fukk my p*ssy", hole was so small I thought it was her ass, she's looks at me like "yes...it's the right one", so I slide up in it and instantly:
The p*ssy was so deep, hot to the touch, wet and super tight. But she was way too attached for me, and she KNEW she had good p*ssy and MONEY, that makes chicks crazy and power hungry. I curved her one weekend and had this other girl drive me to dinner to meet a group of friends in midtown, she followed there, and acted like it was a coincidence...so the girl I was with said just meet her at the club later, and I left with crazy girl.
She drove all around the city just talkin' about how, "we're done when I say we're done, got it"? Then we pull up to a midtown hotel and she has a room, I'm like
She's like, "if you're going to see your other white whore, she's gonna get you drained and used up, I come first until I say otherwise"....
bytch sonned me so raw, I was like .Then she takes me back to the club, and the other girl was in the front smoking ....she didn't even get out the car, she's like "he's all yours for tonight bytch".
And the other girl plays it off smooth like, "if I had him, he wouldn't be coming back to you"...some racist cac starts chanting "Jerry Jerry Jerry".
She was like "mind your business and have fun waiting in line to get inside a$$hole"
So we get inside, and she's like I can't believe that girl "who is she" ...I'm like she's crazy, I've never been so embarrassed in my life, about 45mins goes by and we're upstairs in VIP...she's drunk, and was like "that bytch has me curious", I didn't even wash my dikk yet for the night...she pulls a condom out her purse and smiles. She let me kill it on the couch in VIP.
...I was like
but then I was like at how I was treated by these white women. But because everything fell into place.But low key, the crazy girl had the best p*ssy to this day I've ever been in...I spoke to her not too long ago, she's married, and said she wants to but she ain't really about that life no more. The past is the past.
threattonature
Veteran
I was moving and only known her about a month to a month and a half. And I've done long distance relationships before and been burnt before so wasn't trying to do that again.
word breh...big girl head is crucial...the biggest chick i ever knocked down had godly head..i couldn't even last long enough to really enjoy it
Asian massage therapist. Its was so gooey wet. Like melted marshmallows. 
a murda
Depression is real brehs
i heard that :letuknow:
