The Best Punchline EVER Thread

[Redwing80]

I was listening to this and can't think of a better one

"I just got a Maybach all black, a Knight Rider,

And a silencer that'll make a mac sound like a typewriter"



What's your favourites brehs

 

[Kaypain]

I got my finger on the motherfukkimg pistol

Aiming it at a pig Charlotte's Web is gonna miss you

 

[JQ Legend]

"Throw joints throw slugs and we throw darts
Yall nikkaz got platinum mouths and gold hearts"

 

[Redwing80]

"Throw joints throw slugs and we throw darts
Yall nikkaz got platinum mouths and gold hearts"

Who said that?

 

[Kaypain]

Now you can rock it up or sell it soft as leather interior
Drop some ice cubes in it, Deebo on perimeter

 

[JQ Legend]

Who said that?

 

[Redwing80]

That reminds me:

"nikkas always act petty and shiest,
till you treat em like a video and edit their life"

 

[AkaDemiK]

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin but head

 

[Mr. Negative]

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin but head

first thing that popped in my head was that freestyle.

"If my main chick think I'm loyal, then that bytch is a fool!"

 

[JQ Legend]

This the track that line is from

This shyt one of the hardest LOX tracks of all time

 

[L&HH]

Ive been wondering why there's never been a punchline thread on here.

"they thinkin i'm spellin "IVERSON" when da beef all done/
cause he'll be on IV in da ER, son/

40 cal used to kill it back in the day

so i hit him wit a nine shell/
to take his dough and send him back broke like his spine frail/
so !! jail next to Shyne cell/
so i put him in a all white cast like Seinfield/"

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

Not the best ever but clever shyt that are some of my favorites


"They think I'm cheating with the raps (wraps) , Margarito."

"The rap game in question & I'm your Iverson."

"fukking off a sign, every whore I scope (horoscope) done wore my robes."

"I'm checking in a 6 star par ya Red Roof'in
Speaking of roofing
I Bishop in Juice'em"


I'll keep posting more

 

[AkaDemiK]

first thing that popped in my head was that freestyle.

"If my main chick think I'm loyal, then that bytch is a fool!"

i love how stretch n bobbito was when he said that...shyt still makes me laugh to this day

oh and

I ran through... every bytch in my path
I was fukkin' chicks in the ass when I was six-and-a-half

 

[Lord Poison]

I get master degree burns after a heat stroke of genius

Take drugs with no conscience
My pupils dilate like Columbine killers with slow watches

Sleep's the cousin of death, and there's bodybags under my eyes

Spit on your grave til the corpse floats to the surface

I’m Gambit, hit the deck when I play the hand I was dealt

The world does revolve around me, my spinal cord's a planet's axis

Killer in the London fog
Heads hung in shame from the wall of my hunters lodge
Pure evil swallowed me up
Double cross Christ cuz once wasn't enough
Want death sooner than later
My mother got a rotten apple as the fruits of her labor

etc

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

i love how stretch n bobbito was when he said that...shyt still makes me laugh to this day

oh and

I ran through... every bytch in my path
I was fukkin' chicks in the ass when I was six-and-a-half

Yea that was a genuine "oh shyt" laugh

Man Big L was killing it and sounded calm.


fukking punk, you ain't a leader what?!
nobody followed you
You was never shyt, your mother should've swallowed you
You on some tag-along flunky yes man shyt
Do me a favor; please get off the next man's dikk