The Best Punchline EVER Thread

[Mr. Negative]

Ive been wondering why there's never been a punchline thread on here.

"they thinkin i'm spellin "IVERSON" when da beef all done/
cause he'll be on IV in da ER, son/

40 cal used to kill it back in the day

so i hit him wit a nine shell/
to take his dough and send him back broke like his spine frail/
so !! jail next to Shyne cell/
so i put him in a all white cast like Seinfield/"

Get locked up by 12.
By around 12:20?
Call me "Slater" in the streets.
Got "Saved by the Bail" money!

 

[JQ Legend]

How u gon hate and u a fan
Man my strip poppin like bacon in a pan
My lil mans'll take the grams
And walk to Brooklyn for the cake but they aint makin a band
-Cass

Real rap there's a lot of contenders in this track alone

 

[JQ Legend]

I get master degree burns after a heat stroke of genius

Take drugs with no conscience
My pupils dilate like Columbine killers with slow watches

Sleep's the cousin of death, and there's bodybags under my eyes

Spit on your grave til the corpse floats to the surface

I’m Gambit, hit the deck when I play the hand I was dealt

The world does revolve around me, my spinal cord's a planet's axis

Killer in the London fog
Heads hung in shame from the wall of my hunters lodge
Pure evil swallowed me up
Double cross Christ cuz once wasn't enough
Want death sooner than later
My mother got a rotten apple as the fruits of her labor

etc

Who spit those

 

[JQ Legend]

The whip long enough to stash a street sweeper
This shyt can get uglier than a Master P sneaker

This one of my favorite tracks of all time

Banks verse on this shyt>>99.99% of verses ever spit in the rap game

 

[AkaDemiK]

The whip long enough to stash a street sweeper
This shyt can get uglier than a Master P sneaker

This one of my favorite tracks of all time

Banks verse on this shyt>>99.99% of verses ever spit in the rap game

randomly turmed on the radio last night (i never listen to it) and clue was playing it on power 105....lost my mind...i havent heard it in years

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

I'm an ignorant and negative nikka
I sell crack, bust guns, pop shyt and say I'm better than nikkas

 

[Mr. Negative]

50's shyt talking is punchlines in itself, right. lol

 

[Mr. Negative]

How u gon hate and u a fan
Man my strip poppin like bacon in a pan
My lil mans'll take the grams
And walk to Brooklyn for the cake but they aint makin a band
-Cass

Real rap there's a lot of contenders in this track alone

I'm not gonna lie. If Cass freestyled for 8 hours straight, I'd listen to that shyt for 8 hours.

 

[PLK]

"We're respected highly Cause you don't need to practice gymnastics to catch a body."

 

[Taadow]

"Kodak went out of business tryin' to picture me fearing you"

it was already dope, but then Kodak really went bankrupt and that sealed it.

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

"My meals be home cooked
& I deal with more Ho's then a Chinese phone book."

"Spun the Wheel of Fortune got the Vanna White Challenger
Still on stage with the hammer like Gallagher."

"Chief with the spear like a Seminole
F iS U?

"Take your handcuffs off ya bytch, we all beat already
She done laid her head next to more balls than spaghetti. "

 

[The_Third_Man]

"My hip hop status is c-section. Why? because I'm a cut above all you pussies"

 

[Tunez]

5 star thread started with the GOAT Lloyd Banks

"Bugatti B, AKA, and a lovely N, Russian K, Dollars Signs S's and a couple Timbs" Banks

"You get pregnant then it's to the chop shop, Cause I don't change diapers I change drop tops." Banks

"You on the clock nikka, 24 seconds, Sprint like the celly, 'fore the cops draw sketches" Banks

"Suppose I lose it These old nikkaz entrees, You thinkin? Cause I been drinkin' like Kanye" Banks

 

[Redwing80]

5 star thread started with the GOAT Lloyd Banks

"Bugatti B, AKA, and a lovely N, Russian K, Dollars Signs S's and a couple Timbs" Banks

"You get pregnant then it's to the chop shop, Cause I don't change diapers I change drop tops." Banks

"You on the clock nikka, 24 seconds, Sprint like the celly, 'fore the cops draw sketches" Banks

"Suppose I lose it These old nikkaz entrees, You thinkin? Cause I been drinkin' like Kanye" Banks

How have I only just caught that?

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

"You ain't a mobsta, you whip a Mazda."

"My flow get a phenominal rate
Jealous nikkas can't stomach it, abdominals break."

"Flatline! I'll put an MC to rest
Chipped up shoulder
ill like the Fila F"

"Watch me work the room, Parnormal Activity
Chris told me in my sleep that he would live thru me
Six flags how I work the rides, different color Vs"

"Jeweler got my chest lit the fukk up like Iron man."

"Look what my pen draw, b*tch with the wrist I'm Chris Paul! Millions by the 4, Piss Poor? I'm on my sixth tour!"