The Best Punchline EVER Thread

[Prae]

"And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it
cause your style is like dying in my sleep, I don't feel it"

 

[Redwing80]

"You ain't a mobsta, you whip a Mazda."

"My flow get a phenominal rate
Jealous nikkas can't stomach it, abdominals break."

"Flatline! I'll put an MC to rest
Chipped up shoulder
ill like the Fila F"

"Watch me work the room, Parnormal Activity
Chris told me in my sleep that he would live thru me
Six flags how I work the rides, different color Vs"

"Jeweler got my chest lit the fukk up like Iron man."

"Look what my pen draw, b*tch with the wrist I'm Chris Paul! Millions by the 4, Piss Poor? I'm on my sixth tour!"

This is turning to the Best Lloyd Banks Punchlines Thread

"One of my homies told me he ain't really stressin if he live a lie
a couple weeks later his government candle lit the block"

That shyt is bananas

 

[Tunez]

"30 deep or on own your still a victim, 5 nikkas with me and then we goin jena 6 em" Banks

"You wanna know I bring AKs where you live, One in ya stomach'll vacate a few ribs" Banks

"My name Banks but my uncle ain't Phil, Nowadays you get clapped if ya knuckle game ill" Banks

"I bend bytches like Hill Muscles, Talk slick we'll rush you, And be on ya block like Bill Russell" Banks

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

This is turning to the Best Lloyd Banks Punchlines Thread

"One of my homies told me he ain't really stressin if he live a lie
a couple weeks later his government candle lit the block"

That shyt is bananas

Lol it really is but I'm sure some more people could post other artist, In mean time..

"You never gone pop like 10 gold chains
That's why you bytch blowing on me like Nintendo games."

"I'm like royalty, a motherfukking king. When I move she move, like a puppet on a string."

"Diamond Impala/ my Chevy on a slant/ kinda like my eyes/ I'm heavy on the plant."

"Ready for war shyt, stop a bullet wardrobe.
The way we on it, it can go down at award shows!"

"I stack a little, move a little, think a little quicker
nikka play, he get the hammer, home improvement on that nikka
Nail 'em down at the salon! - German Luger to that nikka
Cut 'em down, Eddie Scissor, Freddy Krueger on that nikka."

 

[AkaDemiK]

if there's more than one hoe, sit back and blow me
and argue over my balls like shaq and kobe

 

[King P]

Banks punchlines >>>

"Look creampuff, you can get killed here
nikka you ain't invincible, even Superman in a wheel chair"

"Try to play me and I’ll make your blood flow faster than the old Jay-Z"

"If you a murderer, get off my dikk and find a better way to kill time"

"nikkas is running off of my buzz, faster than Jamaicans in a relay"

 

[W.I.Z.E.]

I think Big L may have this on lock and before him Kane did but honestly his punchlines just haven't aged as well.

"Big L is the nikka you expect to catch wreck in any cassette deck
I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet"




Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me,
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fukking memory

 

[JQ Legend]

"we dont do the man starin
it's about us, the rest of yall is transparent
like my grandparents i'ma need my glasses
i dont see nobody fly as my conceited ass is" - Fab

 

[the cool]

Just check URL battles if you want punchlines

 

[the cac mamba]

"My name Banks but my uncle ain't Phil, Nowadays you get clapped if ya knuckle game ill" Banks

if hes banks then phil woulda been his dad

 

[the cac mamba]

I think devilish thoughts when
I load dum-dums in the larcen
I take the seeds out and give the blunt an abortion

 

[Red]

Givin' your set a bad name with your misspelled name
E-I-H-T, now should I continue?
Yeah, you left the G out cuz the G ain't in you

 

[Yecht]

Aye B, I got your CD, you get an E for Effort

 

[marleyg]

Fort

 

[Turbulent]

"while detroit nikkas still..cockfighting..."