The Best Punchline EVER Thread

[torcher]

Ima street nikka that squeeze triggaz/ wit arms like Brett Farve that'll make ya Lambo(Lambeu) leap nikka

 

[chosenaledge13]

In the Bible it says, what goes around, comes around
"Hommo" shot me, three weeks later he got shot down
Now it's clear that I'm here, for a real reason
Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he ain't fukkIN BREATHIN

That shyt land like a Joe Frasier left hook

 

[chosenaledge13]

"while detroit nikkas still..cockfighting..."

 

[marleyg]

shyt, I ain't never seen an angel, virgin bytches with Annotatehalos
But my secular metaphysical theology is fatal
Because me with a mic cable is a religious experience in itself
I got a message from God
He said, "Don't even try to fukk with me," suckers reluctantly
Carried the cross and uppercuts in Nazareth, I'm hazardous
I speak to the heads and raise the dead like Lazarus
Led the fukking lambs to the slaughter, and walked on water
When it's frozen, in a crown of thorns I'm on point
Like the unicorn and Cuneiform, to bring rains
To deserts; storm for 40 days and 39 nights
So my cerebral flows flood the Earth with uh, megahertz
And the first shall be last and the last shall be first - Ras Kass

 

[intilectual recipricol]

"nuts with the cain, Planters Planters"

"yall far from the hood like limousine trunks"

"brave and fly, you backboneless and wingless
bunch of chickens on the strip I'm comin for they fingers"

This should be a Fab, Jada, and Lupe thread

 

[sayyestothis]

jada -

You can think whachu want, til I blow the back of yo brains out
and see if you can think with yo front

 

[Kool Herc]

I gave birth to nikkas' whole stylesI'm straight up sonnin em
And it's a damn shame cus I didn't get a father's day card from none of em

 

[NoHalfWay]

That means I'll pimp on par
Til I'm six feet under like its 3 nikkas in a Flinstone car

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

"I got that Gucci Louie Fendi swagger dope rhyme
Competition on they back from my clotheslines "

"Lookin' in you probably think we had it hard before
That's until I lost my marbles on the marble floor"

"Lifestyle like Wilt Cham I fukkin' ball
And ball the fukk out and ball and chain it all"

"Crack rap that I'm serving you
Back track and you recollect, mic check and I'm surgical
Horizontal or vertical rhymes get on the nerve of crews
Move crowds for certain the very second that curtains moves"

 

[intilectual recipricol]

That means I'll pimp on par
Til I'm six feet under like its 3 nikkas in a Flinstone car

"now I flip cars like the ribs on the flintstones" -

 

[DeuceZ]

First I got head from her...then I hit it from the back...then she told me that she hustled...so I hit her with a pack

I'm back, I'm back
I'm cool, I'm cool
West side representative
All me, no ghost, no 16-bit like Sega Genesis
beans just make you fart Kiss really shyt on nukas

 

[intilectual recipricol]

"I ca tell you work out, ya back and ya neck all nice
but the 44 mag will put ya 6 pack on ice" - Jada

 

[Drew Wonder]

Jay Electrolysis, probin' the globe like a geologist, putting all of you pussies on display like gynecologists

 

[FreshAIG]

"I'm Half-Hitler, Half-Jewish, I'm gassed off myself"

"What's the secret within my esophagus
is discovered like Tutenkahmen's sarcophogous
I got nikkaz lookin for Webster's like George Papadopolous"

 

[BlackMajik]

And I keep work in da engine
U can see the 4 burst in broad daylight
So I'm worse than a gremlin

-Styles P