The Best Punchline EVER Thread

[BlackMajik]

My movement is like the civil rights I’m Ralph David
Abernathy, so call my lady Rosa Parks
I am nothing like them nikkas baby those are marks
I met this girl on Valentines day fukked her in May
she found out about April so she chose to March

-Cyhi

I reign supreme with the same regime
With killer hooks, my games Kareem
My verse is Kobe, I’ll change my number before I change my team

-Cyhi

 

[BlackMajik]

On my wrist man I lit it up
My Bezzle got so many pebbles
BamBam couldn't lift it up

-Cassidy

 

[DonRe]

"Hat low its not a weak link in my squad
I'm LL In Too Deep, I'm thinkin I'm God"

"Cowards, know the toys bust loco
they tryin to dap my hand like the Boy's Club logo
And yea that 5 slide and clock
im the million dollar baby, but I won't die tryin to box"

jada, old budden, and joell should have this thread on lock

 

[chosenaledge13]

"Hat low its not a weak link in my squad
I'm LL In Too Deep, I'm thinkin I'm God"

"Cowards, know the toys bust loco
they tryin to dap my hand like the Boy's Club logo
And yea that 5 slide and clock
im the million dollar baby, but I won't die tryin to box"

jada, old budden, and joell should have this thread on lock

We OD on rims and tires,
So for that we Len Bias (lend bias)

Old Buddens, so many quotables in that green room freestyle

 

[TheKang]

"In this rap game I'm nobody (why?) Cuz Nobody's perfect"

"You Way-in-over ya head...like u bench Pressed Keenan Ivory"

"And I ain't go platinum the first album was teaser....now they on my meat like ice in the freezer"

 

[JQ Legend]

"dont condone snitchin but i Love gettin dimes to drop
try to block i'll put hands on u like time on clocks"

"stories bout ya crazy team, u made it up like mabeline
ya ass will be the first to go like a lady fiend"

"i a-maze like labyrinth"

"never sold a bag of green, they want us all trapped it seems
but i'd rather fall than be a waste (waist) like saggin jeans"

 

[Kaypain]

Breaking into the game, Hip Hop burglary
And I cut so many tracks, Hip Hop surgery

 

[TheGodling]

"Malicious,
tattooed F.U.N. on my dikk for "F*ck You N****s" while I poke fun at yo bytches"
Vakill - Sickplicity

First time I heard that line I was like

 

[BocaRear]

killing yall nikkas on that lyrical shyt,
Mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Im no Bill Gates but I'm okaaaayyyy/
I ain't a GD but Im poppin Rozay

 

[You Win Perfect]

I ain't ridin spinners, i pull up on steels cause confusion
the 6 will make'em poke out their eyes like Houston

 

[the cac mamba]

used to hit the corner with nicks like tom coughlin

front n ill put a dot on ya head, like its part of your religion

 

[JQ Legend]

front n ill put a dot on ya head, like its part of your religion

The whip long enough to stash a street sweeper
This shyt can get uglier than a Master P sneaker

This one of my favorite tracks of all time

Banks verse on this shyt>>99.99% of verses ever spit in the rap game

 

[marleyg]

"Diabolical times of mass murder, time full of it
speak ease even conversations is nuclear
they fear when its a group of us so we roll in packs
space age patriot act, they got your phone tapped cousin
what you gon do? Don't let fightin' this beast make a beast outta' you
sometimes I feel like a monster cleanin my 12 gauge
contemplating if I can murder or not, escape routes, and getaways
but the rude awakenin' is man, they lockin' us in cages
tellin' us to abort our babies while they collect sperm donations
attempted depletion of a righteous nation
we got a 100 cable stations, but something is what none of 'em are sayin'
my eyelids achin' from bein' open so wide, space age genocide
they can try but they can't hide, the fact that there's hope
my history ain't start on no boat, chained and bound
and the beauty is found that we fall, trip, but never hit the ground"

 

[Redwing80]

Im no Bill Gates but I'm okaaaayyyy/
I ain't a GD but Im poppin Rozay

LMFAO who said that