The Best Punchline EVER Thread

[Redwing80]

Im no Bill Gates but I'm okaaaayyyy/
I ain't a GD but Im poppin Rozay

LMFAO who said that

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

LMFAO who said that

 

[Umi]

He's so crazy, look at the little baby
nikka you ain't Nas, nikka you ain't Jay-Z


Used to be a pushover, now I'm into shovin' shyt
You be on your glory hole, you don't know who you fukkin' with

 

[Urbanmiracle]

I keep the tool close by the hip
Pop you in the car let ya ghost ride the whip

 

[FreshAIG]

"Watch me gamble for paradise
And if I got to pay the price
Then easy come, easy go like Eric Wright"

 

[Knicksman20]

"Day dreamin', eff around get wet like semen you're whole team and...be More-Gone than Freeman".

"On the microphone, I'm sicker than those who've Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndromes".

"You number 1 then i'm negative 2. Basically nikka that means I'm STILL betta than you".

"Hot things I got things that make nikkas spin.
Put nikkas in the wind, where you never see nikkas again.
Bless a nikka with fifties the thin types
And a straight blast that'll put pinstripes across your windpipe".

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

from the Lambo to the jet like Brett Favre