Only time I ever spent any real amount of time in Staten Island was way back in the day when we used to go there on Friday nights and hoop at this spot called Cromwell. Had like 16 full courts, used to run all night in there.
That and the time that them city scofflaw niiggaz towed my car from in front of the babysitter's house in BROOKLYN, (tickets was bogus) and after having to go downtown and pay the fine, ask them where my car is at, they tell me "Staten Island"

.... And not even nowhere in Staten Island that a niigga would know how to access. Niigga needed a tour guide just to get to his whip. It was like 10 in the morning when this fiasco started, and I still almost missed getting to my car before 5:00 when the spot closed. And still had to deal with rush hour traffic tryna get back to BK... Getting heated again just thinking about it.