That's it folks. All scientists, stop what you're doing.
The answer to God's divine power is here!
Plain tasting healthy food is the reason we are all gathered here today to revere in the presence of this holy salad.
Praise the Chinese stir fried broccoli!
Praise the African American collard greens!
Praise the white.. uh.. boiled vegetables!
Let us get on our knees to receive the holy salad dressing!!
Olive oil u ackbar!!!
Let us be wary, my young flock, my brethren of God, of the devil's attempts to entice you into an eternity of HELLFIRE through McDonald's and Burger King!
God hates fast food more than fags!
Remember, o holy members, that vegetables are the source of God's power here on earth, and if you consume vegetables, you consume God's body himself. It was said that when Jesus died on the cross, a single tear fell to the ground, and a lettuce appeared, made from pure light, on the spot where the tear landed.
It was also said that when Jesus arose from the dead, he held in his hand a pair of carrots as he ascended into Heaven
Takbi- oh wait wrong god.