The Book of Phillip Brooks

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Now with that being said *wipes sweat from furry forehead* lettuce discuss the elephant that has been in the room and honestly blocking the television as known as Phillip Brooks, aka CM Punk aka Chick Magnet Punk, aka Chicago Made Punk, or in this case Corporate Man Punk :wow:

Since day one, this man spent his entire time in the wrestling business spouting "holier than thou" promos, being a focal point for the fanboys that dikkeat everything he spews (the marsupial was guilty of such a thing), and was created in the image of being the "best in the world"

But was he really:francis:

Lets start at the indies where he needed a old timer to get over



Fast forward to WWE where he spewed the youngins are being held back, despite wanting to be the top dawg:



Only to become everything he spoke against in AEW of all places:





From "putting over" talent yet having a big win ratio in the process. Terry Funk this guy is not :mjgrin:

Was he really all about wrestling? or was he just a fraud from the get go?








Came back to "wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrestling" because the money was right (no shame in the game, get that money Pepsi Man)



Somehow that didn't work but get that paper Pepsi man:



So about that Hunter thing:



:jbhmm: Is it Oochie Wally or One Mic Phil. The fact that we have been dupe by this straight edge free based off of hypocrisy fraud just is hilarious to me. We spent almost two decades worshipping this man, when we didn't see what Kevin Nash said about him. We didn't take in consideration of what CeGOAT said about him, and most of all we shyt on Vince, but not seeing that the devil was into details with Phil come crawling back to the same Doofus son in law that checked him from the get go.

The harsh reality that he never wanted smoke with KENTA despite taking his entire kick pad steez is a eye raiser. How we felt bad about him and AJ getting a WWE fax on their wedding day, but somehow....

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So I take it Chick Mentoring Punk is either a ladies man, or friendly to the ladies. I hate hypocrites and quite frankly this is the hill that needs to be died on. Phillip Brooks is the reason why the wrestling business is a joke and a half. You have wrestlers from the 80s that have a mental mindset of knowing how to manipulate the business without becoming a hypocrite.

Terry Funk spent his entire time staying true to the game, but when the money talked, of course he walked but on his own accord. Chainsaw Charlie did not ruin his rep. His WWECW one time run did not ruin his rep. Thus why him, Brody, and even Dusty (despite being a goofy at time RIP) kept the business, the business. You can stay true, but have some hypocritical tendencies. Whatever pays the bills. But Phillip Brooks spent his entire time burning his friends, following his own selfishness, not admitting to his hypocritical ways like most of the IWC, and becoming every single thing that's wrong with the business just rubs me off the wrong way.

I get it, "the bag culture"...but whats a bag to losing your entire soul in the process.

So Mr Books....good luck sucking a Saudi dikk and thank you very much for exposing the business. Maybe just maybe, the fanbase including the TSC will finally not get worked into a shoot and believe that all of these wrestlers are full of shyt. Don't fingerpoint and whataboutisms about this one because both sides of the coin took the biggest L possible into believing this man was THE BEST IN THE WORLD, but second guessing the man that actually lived by that rep no matter how much of a mark he is to the squared circle:

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Be more like Bryan and not so much like Phil. You may lose brain cells and die in the ring, but at least you have integrity.
 

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Just saying Bryan competed in Saudi before Punk has stepped foot in the country :hubie:

Bryan never told a fellow wrestler to eat a Saudi dikk in the process :dead: . Bryan despite not having many trees up in his brain called a forest just wanted to wrestle despite standing on moral ground at times.

If anything, the dude is possibly the most selfless wrestler period next to Funk. We question his ideals, but in reality his legacy will speak for itself versus Phils.
 

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Life is hypocritical

Touche, but its still alarming that we spent years and years of putting this man on the trophy display case, despite how much of a carny he truly represents. The point of this thread is to expose what needs to be expose and that wrestlers are full of shyt.

When you see wrestlers tweet about such and such, but do the complete opposite, it reminds me of a territory wrestler in the 80s gloating about AWA but was doing the electric slide to the Gorilla position.
 

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Touche, but its still alarming that we spent years and years of putting this man on the trophy display case, despite how much of a carny he truly represents. The point of this thread is to expose what needs to be expose and that wrestlers are full of shyt.

When you see wrestlers tweet about such and such, but do the complete opposite, it reminds me of a territory wrestler in the 80s gloating about AWA but was doing the electric slide to the Gorilla position.
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