The Broke System Case Study : @Thuglife 's Transformation

[Broke Wave]

As you probably now well know I'm among the most esteemed and revered coli posters so in light of this fact I've been mentoring underswagged children from the inner city and one of my least promising prospects was a young gentleman by the name of @ThugLife

When he first came to the Broke system, he had the following problems:

1.Complete lack of swag

2. Fat

3. Black

4. LeBron stan

5. Hung out with @ikbm

6. No hoes

7. Hated by Knicks fans

8. Melo has no ring

After a year long transformation, the new Thuglife shows the following qualities

1. Swole, built like a male model

2. Peanut butta eyes

3. Hates Lebron

4. Not ikbm's friend

5. Has fwea dope girls

6. Is smart boi

7. Melo hasn't even been to the finals

8. Makes residual income with WakeUpNow

The proof is in the pudding brehs

@HideoKojima I'm taking applications

 

[KinksandCoils]

How much money have you loss with wakeupnow?

 

[TRY GOD]

 

[Heretic]

Make me a new man. I'm tired of being

 

[iBrowse]

Me too breh I need that wake...I mean Wake Up Call +

 

[jdubnyce]

i need a mentor

i want to tone my obliques

 

[Broke Wave]

i need a mentor

i want to tone my obliques

Tone your bank account and click the link in my sig

 

[killacal]

Tone your bank account and click the link in my sig

You mean fatten right....right....right

 

[Broke Wave]

You mean fatten right....right....right :ohh:

Burisho Wanagsan Now

 

[killacal]

Burisho Wanagsan Now

 

[HideoKojima]

My swag so unfukkwittable. nikka, I got the swagger of a virgin's dikk (c) Tyler (pause)

I'm interested though

 

[Meadow]

@ikbm is a gentleman and scholar that we can all learn from.

 

[The5thLetter]

Me too breh I need that wake...I mean Wake Up Call +

You're flabby? No wonder your avi is a sunset

 

[Dwolf]

at black being a problem

 

[Mr. Somebody]

We have to get Hideo in the gym. Friends talks big but looks frail and i feel Brazillian Jiujitsu would help even out his persona, friends.