The Catpiss Advice Column.

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[Cat piss martini]

Good p*ssy is supposed to
taste like the inside of mouth
cheek meat after eating
unweetend plain yogurt.
Close your eyes,think about
it and tell me i'm wrong.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Sup relatives?

 

[The Burger King]

Sup relatives?

What’s up Cat piss? How the holidays been treating you?

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

Sup relatives?

Cat Piss, what are your thoughts on the Diddy documentary?

 

[Cat piss martini]

What’s up Cat piss? How the holidays been treating you?

life is good kinfolk.
been piling songs that ive written
up and kicking my feet up.
sup with you mane?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Cat Piss, what are your thoughts on the Diddy documentary?

his mama fought to keep him
from being the homosexual that
she seen in him as a boy.
she failed.

 

[The BasedFather]

@Cat piss martini

Where you been breh? How you living?

 

[Cat piss martini]

@Cat piss martini

Where you been breh? How you living?

Life is good Relative.
You been straight out here.

 

[The BasedFather]

Life is good Relative.
You been straight out here.

Good to hear breh and I’m straight. Haven’t seen your post in a minute and had to tap in

 

[Cat piss martini]

Good to hear breh and I’m straight. Haven’t seen your post in a minute and had to tap in

Stay strapped out here my dude.

 

[Cat piss martini]

What we doing this weekend?