that's meThe nikka that tell them wild :ducktales: stories...How he fukked 2 bad hoes at the same time while knocking off two bricks to Columbians and driving a Ferrari and talking on a $1000 cellphone
The characters at the barbershop...
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that's meThe nikka that tell them wild :ducktales: stories...How he fukked 2 bad hoes at the same time while knocking off two bricks to Columbians and driving a Ferrari and talking on a $1000 cellphone
I don't visit barbershops anymore because I don't have time to wait all that extra time while they carry on conversations and I'm just sitting in the chair. I just wanna cut, pay and dip. Now I cut my own and haven't really looked back.
KnowledgeIsQueen
Duality Duel
You know what's funny... I've never bought anything from that nikka.
You're suppose to support black owned businesses!
Your waves should be spinning before you walk through the door
Lewis Black
Superstar
How you knowing these characters?
I thought i told ya ass i don't like you going there
KnowledgeIsQueen
Duality Duel
How you knowing these characters?
I thought i told ya ass i don't like you going there unsupervised
I start the BEST debates/brawls @ the barbershop.....
Living in Brooklyn all you have to say is Nas is better than Jay-z and it's on!
Your waves should be spinning before you walk through the door
They are...just need something to do when you in there for a hour and you seen this episode of Sportscenter 5 times already....
This is my "if all else fails, brush da waves" plan for bordem
beenz
Rap Guerilla
How much do you pay for your bootlegs?
If you're not getting 10 for $20 you're hustle man isn't about that life
its not even worth it trying to bootleg movies/cds. I remember when they used to cost like $5 a piece. now they selling like $10 for 8 and what not. takes more effort to press up all those movies/music and slang em than its even worth.
god shamgod
Veteran
Who the fukk still goes to the barber shop? Damn near every nikka on the block can cut hair and if not you should be able to cut your own
iamstr8fire
Apex Predator
This guy used to come in my barber shop on occassion.
Dude literally cracked jokes from the time he sat down until he got out of the chair.
Dude literally cracked jokes from the time he sat down until he got out of the chair.
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at my barbershop there's
-dude that sells bootleg dvd's and brings a laptop in to show ppl its DVD quality
-dude that sells fake jordans
-dude that hangs out at the shop like saul from coming to america but never gets his haircut. just loiters and talks about sports
-dude that comes in and whines about his work injury
-theres a kid who sweeps the hair on the ground but waits until theres small hills piling up
-token laker fan barber who will say some fukkboy shyt like "kobe is better than Jordan" and then everybody starts shouting at him and theres like a 10 minute period where nobody cuts anything because everyone is yelling
-dude that sells bootleg dvd's and brings a laptop in to show ppl its DVD quality
-dude that sells fake jordans
-dude that hangs out at the shop like saul from coming to america but never gets his haircut. just loiters and talks about sports
-dude that comes in and whines about his work injury
-theres a kid who sweeps the hair on the ground but waits until theres small hills piling up
-token laker fan barber who will say some fukkboy shyt like "kobe is better than Jordan" and then everybody starts shouting at him and theres like a 10 minute period where nobody cuts anything because everyone is yelling
Hold the clippers the way he does his when lining up the back (9:43)
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The nikka that's been locked up for a while and is out now trying to 'kick knowledge'. 
You have to have some mirrors and steady hands...What i do is cut a lil and break....never try to line up the whole thing in one cut...