I started to drop some mega piff in this thread, but then again...
The game is to be sold, not to be told...
This is The-Coli
Everybody eats, B
The Coli Bachelor Handbook
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This is The-Coli
Everybody eats, B
If you gotta fart, and a female is over, find a way to get that fart out, breh. Whether you gotta step outside to "check the mail", or whatever, you find a way to get that demon out of you. You'll have a much easier time going on without containing that thing
-Stay away from foods with beans or brocolli in it.
-Lock your glove compartment and put away your bills/letters
-Put your cellphone on silent, disconnect any landline phones
-Clear out medicine cabinet
-Lock your glove compartment and put away your bills/letters
-Put your cellphone on silent, disconnect any landline phones
-Clear out medicine cabinet
Cop some scented oils from an Akhi and dab some on your pillows before you have a female spend the night, been doin this since I was like 20, if nothing else you'll get a compliment and she'll always remember that 1 lil thing
Fam ive been doing all this shyt. I thought i was the only one that did that
Thats why i keep baking soda in the crib. When i have the BGs i take a glass of water and a table spoon of baking soda and mix it in the water. It doesnt taste the greatest but it works 100% of the time. If you still have the BGs just add a lil bit more. If youve ever read the instruction on the baking soda box it tells you to do that
KAWS
Pro
I just went from
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in a few short seconds
I think you've just changed my life for the better.
I just went from
to
to
in a few short seconds
I think you've just changed my life for the better.
Im just here to help my brehs out
BigE214
Future GOAT
Come in here and drop some tips for living that bachelor life.
anything from how to meet women outside of work, how to keep ya spot fresh but still manly, how to balance them hoes and ya checkbook to what to stock ya fridge with.
Let this be about all things bachelor. Drop that knowledge
Change yo screen name
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
tell them u eat strictly organic food....
1. She'll think you're "different"
2. If you take her out you'll only have to pay for one (her food) and you being a cheapskate will be the furthest thing from her mind while youre doing it! :winning:. "u sure u dont want desert baby?"
3. The lack of food in your system will get u where you want to be quicker (cheaper) when the drinks start flowing
1. She'll think you're "different"
2. If you take her out you'll only have to pay for one (her food) and you being a cheapskate will be the furthest thing from her mind while youre doing it! :winning:. "u sure u dont want desert baby?"
3. The lack of food in your system will get u where you want to be quicker (cheaper) when the drinks start flowing
A.V.
reTIreMEnt: THE ALBUM (01/22) ALL DSPs
That's just some broke nikka shyt.
If you broke, gettin some p*ssy should be the last thing on your mind.
If you broke, gettin some p*ssy should be the last thing on your mind.
havoc
Superstar
If you ain't ready to be a daddy wear a condom at all times. Society had enough of men whoring around but can't own up to their responsibility when is time for them to be father to their kids.
Don't shave if your face is infected with hair bumps because you will irritate the bumps and spread germs and dirt on your face. Grow your bread out like Moses and keep it clean until your face is heal from hair bumps. Get you a real trimmer such as Andis instead of buying the cheap trimmers from Walmart and remember always use facial moisturizers after a clean shave.
Do not use cellphones while you in a date unless is a emergency and the same rule applied to your date as well.
Don't shave if your face is infected with hair bumps because you will irritate the bumps and spread germs and dirt on your face. Grow your bread out like Moses and keep it clean until your face is heal from hair bumps. Get you a real trimmer such as Andis instead of buying the cheap trimmers from Walmart and remember always use facial moisturizers after a clean shave.
Do not use cellphones while you in a date unless is a emergency and the same rule applied to your date as well.
Rocket Scientist
Superstar
If a woman is constantly texting or on the phone during your date. Politely check her,if she continues immediately end the date.Reason I say politely the 1st time is because remember your in public and women can get loud and cause a scene.Be sarcastic "busy night i see".I see numerous brothas on dates where their woman or date is constantly texting 
RicanFury
Come Home With Me
If your house isn't smelling to fresh, from frying foods or whatever. Put about 3 ounces of these with a few cups of water and boil it. My older brother put me on this. Your house will be smelling so fresh.
You can use dishwashing liquid or any good smelling stuff.
:noshyt:
you just let it boil and sit there and radiate? or u mop the floor with it after? will mistolin/fabuloso work instead of the mr clean?