The Coli Bachelor Handbook

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puppeteer said:
This shyt right here is piff. I got some good smelling shyt simmering under low light on the stove and its got my whole place smelling GOOD! I got a new shorty coming by in a few after she get done with the hairdresser and got the spot cleaned up, music going, lined up the remotes, got the Macbook streaming some shyt to the tv. Im good!:salute:
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This was the day I bagged my now fiance :pachaha:
 
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I like when you guys said:


-An ottoman makes for the best perch to put a chic on for doggie style


-Have a decent soundsystem for music thru out the crib


Fruity drinks in fridge or tart drink makes a chics mouth juicy

2-3lbs of ground turkey/beef

- never tolerate a woman showin up to your crib unannounced,


snacks on snacks, drinks on drinks brehs


MOIST WIPES are a must - you are NOT showering at my place unless you are my exclusive girl
bedroom


Keep different playlists on deck and ready to go. the 'chillin' on the couch' mix,


get a nice living plant. something that you have to take care of. women dig that shyt for some reason.


get a nice living plant. something that you have to take care of. women dig that shyt for some reason.



Have candles lit in the bathroom,so the females don't have to turn on the bright azz bathroom light (it keeps the mood sexy)






Above are my favorites so salute u you nikkas…..



I would only add,, why get a big screen tv? I have 2 LG joint, a 55 inch, and a 60. I keep them at my moms house.
I have a projector that hooks to laptop and other devices – turn the lights off… 60 something inch right on the wall and the picture is pretty good. bytches seem to react well to it so far cuz I haven’t had to “talk “ my way into some p*ssy yet… I just look over and we get it poppin.





HOW do you manage this though???:lupe:… I have a real tough time w this shyt. I don’t know how to do it right:::

one of u said:

“If u are fuccin with multiple chicks, make sure all of your bases are covered. Don't be tellin chick A, that u won't be home, when u have chick B all up your crib. Keep it real with these hoes. Because nothin is worse, tha havin 1 of your jumpoffs, show up unannounced when your other chick is at your crib.”
 
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C.Holla said:
If a woman is constantly texting or on the phone during your date. Politely check her,if she continues immediately end the date.Reason I say politely the 1st time is because remember your in public and women can get loud and cause a scene.Be sarcastic "busy night i see".I see numerous brothas on dates where their woman or date is constantly texting :mindblown:
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The absolute worst thing about going on dates in this era.
 
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<<TheStandard>> said:
The absolute worst thing about going on dates in this era.
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aint it breh i check that from jump I'm the only source of entertainment tonight and i will respect you the same. If a chick can't handle that i tell her up front i don't rock with that and she need to have fun in the real world and not with everybody else and their momma on the phone if it happens again :camby:
 
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