The Coli Bible

[Wild self]

"Thou shall protecteth the Coli Cac CuckQueen @biscuitsnbangers in all ways, simpeth her with thy refuge and fortress as she plays blameless" - Levitic00nus 27:2 excerpts from the Book of Bedbucking and Banging.

"Show me thy rod and thy staff " - @Basil of Baker Street

 

[Neuromancer]

"Thou shall protecteth the Coli Cac CuckQueen @biscuitsnbangers in all ways, simpeth her with thy refuge and fortress as she plays blameless" - Levitic00nus 27:2 excerpts from the Book of Bedbucking and Banging.

"Show me thy rod and thy staff " - @Basil of Baker Street

 

[Bryan Danielson]

@Bryan Danielson we need you b...

Y’all wildin in here!

I got mad college stories but not athletic barring my Intramural b-ball team I was a coach/player for.

One year dead ass (as my naw-ther-nas say) we was legit better than our school team and one of them was close to being picked up

To this day I’m still mad at them on how we had a crazy season beating the shyt out of everyone to the finals. Only to lose the championship cuz they went to get drunk and high before the game and didn’t bother showing up

That team could’ve played and competed in the MEAC

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Lest upon thine eyes be blessed the onyx threads doth weaved to offer paradise upon the righteous and militant.

In the words of the ancestors, justly begotten observers

 

[intruder]

Pasteur clears throat at podium

Let's us turn to the book of @Cat piss martini v chapter 10 verse 1:

And Cat piss said unto the men and young boys gathering around him :

• "Let the men who have been emasculated come to me. And let the children come in and listen for they are the future so they don't make the same mistake as the men before thee
• Man#1 - Cat Piss, my wife don't cook. She wants me to fix breakfast for the kids feeding them bullshyt cereal and fasfoods on the way to school and take her to dinner at night. How do you deal with this in your household?C
• CatPiss- I don't. I beat one of my hoes daily to make sure the act-right I've instilled in them don't wear off while the others take notes. Just So they know if my goat potpie aint on the table before my 1st shyt.
• Man#2 - 6 police officers just got shot in Philly
• Cat Piss - This popoeyes chicken sammish hella delicious , huh kids?

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

16 And The Nigerian struck his staff upon the rock, but behold, Mollywater did not spring forth.

17 Then this whole other dude shows up with pallets of Mollywater....

 

[cartierhoe]

Instead of the Old Testament and New Testament, it would be the Old Ducktales and New Ducktales.

Old Ducktales would be SOHH shyt?

New Ducktales would feature tales about more recent legends such as Slam Ass.

Instead of books written to the Ephesians or Colossians, there would be books written to LSA and Boxden, warning them to change their ways

The 10 Coli Commandments would just be 10 random pieces of advice from Alpha Male Scrategies

Spot on

 

[ill_will82]

nikkas reading the coli Bible like :Preach_Huh:

 

[richaveli83]

Would the Book of Tariq be one of the lost chapters of the coli bible?

 

[WaveWhisperer]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the...raised-by-s-aint-i-verse-need-answers.651364/

 

[Mowgli]

We need @Mr. Somebody to make sense of all of this and preach the good word


@Mowgli

I lost his number

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Ye spake blasphemy upon thine lips and utter thine words, Candace Owens. The righteous then raiseth their hands to the Heavens and declared, "May ye and thine hour of thy birth be cursed eternal!"

 

[thelonious21]

 

[General Mills]

I lost his number

It’s so demonic friend

 

[Mowgli]

It’s so demonic friend

Forgot his number and his email address

Yikes. We may never see the young bol again