The Coli Bible

[Rhapscallion Démone]

If The Coli had a Bible

What stories would make the cut?

What people made enough impact by teaching thecoli valuable lessons, so much so to be main characters?

What subjects would reoccur? Infamous rivalries?

 

[humminbird]

Skeetsinternal
DrX
There was that guy in the army with that long story
JBO is hell

 

[SATAN]

Instead of the Old Testament and New Testament, it would be the Old Ducktales and New Ducktales.

Old Ducktales would be SOHH shyt?

New Ducktales would feature tales about more recent legends such as Slam Ass.

Instead of books written to the Ephesians or Colossians, there would be books written to LSA and Boxden, warning them to change their ways

The 10 Coli Commandments would just be 10 random pieces of advice from Alpha Male Scrategies

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Reggie would be one of the leppers
Young mayo would be the prodical son who returned to coli rep wealth and fame despite his hedonism.
R=g and stomachlines would hopefully die in the first chapter

 

[Daio]

God said there would be fukkery.

 

[FLORIDA BOI]

Whats dude name with the college athlete stories?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Its called the rafters

 

[Neuromancer]

@Cat piss martini would be Abraham
@Mowgli is Noah
@skeetsinternal is Adam.

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

i remember when i used to lurk there was a thread about some dude getting caught fukking a married girl by the husband...he told it in different parts too not all at once... shyt was classic...

that thread would definitely make the cut

 

[Luke Cage]

Skeetsinternal
DrX
There was that guy in the army with that long story
JBO is hell

Bushes is purgatory

 

[International Playa]

JBO

 

[intruder]

@Cat piss martini and @skeetsinternal would need their own books within that bible.
Pastor be like:

• "let us turn to the book of skeets, hoes 13 verses 2 . And the skeets said onto thee hoes "Where hath thou been? Thou hath not submitted any offerings to the dikk in over a fortnight. Ye spouse cuffeth thee again?Art thou with child that is not his again? But I sayeth this onto yee: The seed I longstroked into yee is like seed from the holy spirit. For I am the saviour and thou needeth to be seeded every 3 days..." ..."

 

[Dad]

“At last bone of my bone....and flesh of my flesh “. - Song Of Smilies 10:17

 

[Mowgli]

@Cat piss martini would be Abraham
@Mowgli is Noah
@skeetsinternal is Adam.

And most these clowns won't see the promised land

 

[Neuromancer]

@General Mills is Job.