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I was :noah: when i read somewhere that Erin Burnette (CNN) was married...Im not really into white women either, but to me she is :ohlawd:
 

Petty Crocker

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My coli crush is about to be in the bushes if he don't straighten some shyt out
 

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I only simp online. In real life i'm rude and like to piss women off. :heh:

I was in math class today and this chick kept tryna get my attention by walking by and bending over in front of my desk.

I acted like I didn't see and I could hear call me a maricon as she walked by me at the end of class :skip:
 

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I was in math class today and this chick kept tryna get my attention by walking by and bending over in front of my desk.

I acted like I didn't see and I could hear call me a maricon as she walked by me at the end of class :skip:

I see you breh. :myman:


Breh I remember when I took my ex to ruby tuesday for lunch once for her birthday. While at the mall I got her a backpack as one of her gifts since she said she needed one. I got her a Marvin Martian one since I thought she liked cartoons and she was like...." could you take it back for a different one? I don't like it :mjpls: ". I took it back and didn't get her another one. When we went out for dinner later I "accidentally" left my wallet home, she had to pay for both of our meals on her own birthday. We been broke up for over a year and she still aint get a dime from me. :heh:


:razor::razor:
 

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I see you breh. :myman:


Breh I remember when I took my ex to ruby tuesday for lunch once for her birthday. While at the mall I got her a backpack as one of her gifts since she said she needed one. I got her a Marvin Martian one since I thought she liked cartoons and she was like...." could you take it back for a different one? I don't like it :mjpls: ". I took it back and didn't get her another one. When we went out for dinner later I "accidentally" left my wallet home, she had to pay for both of our meals on her own birthday. We been broke up for over a year and she still aint get a dime from me. :heh:


:razor::razor:

G3NZ


You're a real gentleman :salute:
 

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I'm too black to be considered hispanic. But it works out for me because I can play the black card when I want.. (aka be ratchet with my fellow black friends)
& when i'm with my Hispanic chicas I can be like ” Pero, mira ese pendejo puto maricon!” Haha! :yeshrug:
 

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I'm too black to be considered hispanic. But it works out for me because I can play the black card when I want.. (aka be ratchet with my fellow black friends)
& when i'm with my Hispanic chicas I can be like ” Pero, mira ese pendejo puto maricon!” Haha! :yeshrug:

Bella morena you're hispanic :gladbron:

Que Sabor :takedat:
 

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I'm too black to be considered hispanic. But it works out for me because I can play the black card when I want.. (aka be ratchet with my fellow black friends)
& when i'm with my Hispanic chicas I can be like ” Pero, mira ese pendejo puto maricon!” Haha! :yeshrug:

Black and Hispanic aren't mutually exclusive. My baby is both too. :win:
 
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