T.he I.nformant
1st Ballot HOF Teller
Aa
Art Barr [ahrt bahr]
noun inventor of the Internet
Bb
BasedGawd [beysdgod]
noun 1. Lil B; 2. one with so much swag he has permission to fukk your bytch
bedwench [bed-wench]
noun 1. a black woman who willingly serves as the object of sexual gratification for a white man; 2. a female c00n; 3. a black woman that abandons a part of her identity and humanity (or is perceived to) at the behest of a white man or in apparent servitude of the white man; 4. a black woman who accepts or even acts in furtherance of white superiority
examples: Stacy Dash, Raven Symone, Condoleeza Rice, Halle Berry in "Monster's Ball"
beef [beef]
noun 1. when you need two gats to go to sleep; 2. when your moms ain't safe up in the streets; 3. when you make your enemies start your Jeep; 4. when you roll no less than thirty deep; 5. when I see you, guaranteed to be an ICU; 6. an unresolved dispute; 7. a grudge
verb to provoke drama on reasonable or unreasonable grounds
Big Business [big biz-nis]
noun local pusherman
brb using imagination since no pics provided [bee rahyt bak yooz-ing ih-maj-uh-ney-shuhn sins noh piks pruh-vahy-did]
noun a playful suggestion to include a picture to bolster the credibility of a story about someone
verb 1. to indicate that a post lacks visual evidence; 2. to strain one's mental falcuties attempting to visualize someone or something described
breh [breh]
noun a general term of address to a male poster
brehette [breh-et]
noun a general term of address to a presenting female poster who proves her 2X chromosomes with pics
bushes [buh-shis]
noun 1. shrubbery where bullshyt is discarded; 2. place where mostly bad threads are thrown 3. residence of guns and 40 Glocc
Cc
cac [kak]
noun 1. a neutral/inflammatory term of address to a white breh; 2. creepy ass cracker; 3. cracker ass cracker
inventor: Coli nikkas, Trayvon Martin, Chris Rock
camel [kam-uhl]
noun Jay-Z
certs [surts]
noun proof of credibility
used in a sentence: I got IT certs on deck all day everyday, ask about me.
chatty patty [chat-tee pat-tee]
noun one who gossips
adjective of a feminine quality in discussing the affairs of others
inventor:
origin: in an interview with The Breakfast Club, Dame Dash denigrated Charlamagne tha Gawd by referring to him as a "chatty patty" due to his propensity for trying to stir up drama by bringing up the affairs and history of other men (2015)
examples: Charlamagne Tha gawd, Wendy Williams
ChrisDorner thread [kris-dohr-nur thred]
noun thread automatically rated ********** regardless of its content
adjective thread of purported high quality
classic [klas-ik]
noun art that one enjoys and therefore everyone must enjoy
adjective 1. of the first or highest quality, class, or rank; 2. serving as a standard, model, or guide 3. of or adhering to an established set of artistic or scientific standards or methods
coli [cahl-ee]
noun 1. heaven; 2. building-crusher; 3. best forum on the Internet
c00n [koon]
noun 1. one who thinks from a paradigm of white is always right; 2. one who jumps at a height required by "massa"; 3. one who becomes sick when the "massa" catches a cold
verb an act of submitting to white superiority
Dd
deeez nuuutz [deez-nuhts]
noun 1. playful reference to the male genitalia; 2. call feigning interest in the letter "d" followed by the response "deez nutz"; 3. simply, got eem!
origin: Unknown but was popularized by skit of the same name, track 6, on Dr. Dre's landmark album, The Chronic (1992)
note: the joke received a resurgence in popularity in 2015 with the emergence of a funny looking dude with no bytches by the name of Welven da Great
demonic [dee-mahn-ik]
adjective inspired as if by a demon, indwelling spirit
[duhk-teylz]
adjective 1. a story too dubious or improbable to be believed; 2. something so remarkable as to strain credulity
Ee
ether [ee-ther]
noun 1. that shyt that makes your soul burn slow; 2. goat battle record; 3. a mental, emotional, or psychological undressing
verb to deconstruct, destroy, or dismantle
used in a sentence: Ether just—just—just . . . it’s far, man, very vulgar.
inventor: Nas
origin: Stillmatic (2001)
exposal [ik-spoh-zuhl]
noun 1. A public exposure or revelation, as of something discreditable; 2. one’s projection on the year-round online Summer Jam Screen
verb circumstances when details of one's real life spills into the streets of the Internet in a malicious or haphazard fashion
illustration: one claims Harlem but is found to actually live in Hartford
Ff
fan [fan]
noun 1. opposite of stan; 2. one who is able to enjoy or support someone or something while maintaining the ability to engage reasonably in discussions and debates about said person or thing
fap [fap]
verb to fornicate with one's self
flabby and sick [flab-ee and sik]
noun 1. Larry Holmes; 2. someone old, decrepit, weak, fat, ugly; 3. one whose skills have severely diminished
adjective condition describing one afflicted with a disposition of Larry Holmes
inventor: 2Pac
origin: 7 Day Theory (1996)
flattop [flat-top]
noun when someone gets flabby and sick, a smiley with their likeness gets a photoshop treatment in which a Larry Holmes-inspired flattop is pasted atop their smiley
friend [frend]
noun 1. an individual who isn't demonic; 2. a positive term of address to an individual
fukkery [fuhk-uh-ree]
noun 1. excessive indulgence in immaturity and debauchery; 2. a shyt show
Gg
gawd [god]
noun a special term of address for one who is the object of another's greatest admiration and adoration
get _____, brehs [get (fill in the blank) brehs]
verb 1. to feign encouragement of something obviously objectionable or ridiculous; 2. to provide a description of the situation at hand
get married brehs [get mar-eed brehs]
noun a movement predicated on the theory (and arguable historical certainty) that brehs will suffer greatly by wedding brehettes
verb to feign encouragement of another breh to enter into a contractual relationship in which he will inevitably lose half of his assets
aka: #GMB
note: GMB is undefeated
inventor: @Emperor_ReinScarf aka the godfather of the movement
GOAT [goht]
noun something or someone tending to be the greatest of all time, according to me
synonyms: Nas, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali
gun [guhn]
noun a weapon of mass destruction
synonyms: ratchet; blinker; biscuit; burner; heat; toaster; twister; banger; hammer; flamer; cannon; gat
purpose: for blacks to kill blacks
Hh
hard on hoes [hahrd awn hohs]
noun a movement predicated on the philosophy that wandering and wayward women should be treated with the utmost contempt
aka: #HOH
Harvin Marrison [hahrv-in mair-eh-sin]
noun 1. #88; 2. the one whose true name shall not be spoken; 3. one who murks while evading the criminal consequences
**** [hohlt]
noun 1. a fabled poster who is hellbent on soliciting dikk pics from other brehs; 2. a general term of address to a presenting female poster who has offered no pics to verify "her" gender
Ii
I wanna see the receipts [ahy wawn-uh see th-uh ri-seets]
noun a demand to one leveling accusations that impinge on your character and reputation to provide proof or evidence to support the veracity of their claims
verb a desperate act of utter denial even though the truth is obvious and apparent
inventor: Whitney Houston
origin: Whitney's infamous ABC interview with Diane Sawyer (2002)
industry plant [in-duh-stree plahnt]
noun 1. a pithy derogative leveled at a rapper or singer to suggest that said individual is an upstart fraud, a record label puppet, a test-tube corporate creation, a focus group-tested vessel of so-called creativity, etc 2. any musician with a hazy or flagrantly fabricated come-up story
it's so demonic, friend [its soh dee-mahn-ik frend]
verb to identify something demonic for a friend
inventor: Mowgli and/or Mr. Somebody
Jj
JBO [jay-bee-oh]
noun 1: manna for online miscreants and degnerates; 2:
Kk
King of New York [king uhv noo yawrk]
noun 1. Biggie; 2. Kendrick Lamar
Ll
lost [lawst]
noun state of being
verb 1. to suffer loss/defeat; 2. to suffer the deprivation of
synonym: Nas
antonym: Jay-Z
Art Barr [ahrt bahr]
noun inventor of the Internet
Bb
BasedGawd [beysdgod]
noun 1. Lil B; 2. one with so much swag he has permission to fukk your bytch
bedwench [bed-wench]
noun 1. a black woman who willingly serves as the object of sexual gratification for a white man; 2. a female c00n; 3. a black woman that abandons a part of her identity and humanity (or is perceived to) at the behest of a white man or in apparent servitude of the white man; 4. a black woman who accepts or even acts in furtherance of white superiority
examples: Stacy Dash, Raven Symone, Condoleeza Rice, Halle Berry in "Monster's Ball"
beef [beef]
noun 1. when you need two gats to go to sleep; 2. when your moms ain't safe up in the streets; 3. when you make your enemies start your Jeep; 4. when you roll no less than thirty deep; 5. when I see you, guaranteed to be an ICU; 6. an unresolved dispute; 7. a grudge
verb to provoke drama on reasonable or unreasonable grounds
Big Business [big biz-nis]
noun local pusherman
brb using imagination since no pics provided [bee rahyt bak yooz-ing ih-maj-uh-ney-shuhn sins noh piks pruh-vahy-did]
noun a playful suggestion to include a picture to bolster the credibility of a story about someone
verb 1. to indicate that a post lacks visual evidence; 2. to strain one's mental falcuties attempting to visualize someone or something described
breh [breh]
noun a general term of address to a male poster
brehette [breh-et]
noun a general term of address to a presenting female poster who proves her 2X chromosomes with pics
bushes [buh-shis]
noun 1. shrubbery where bullshyt is discarded; 2. place where mostly bad threads are thrown 3. residence of guns and 40 Glocc
Cc
cac [kak]
noun 1. a neutral/inflammatory term of address to a white breh; 2. creepy ass cracker; 3. cracker ass cracker
inventor: Coli nikkas, Trayvon Martin, Chris Rock
camel [kam-uhl]
noun Jay-Z
certs [surts]
noun proof of credibility
used in a sentence: I got IT certs on deck all day everyday, ask about me.
chatty patty [chat-tee pat-tee]
noun one who gossips
adjective of a feminine quality in discussing the affairs of others
inventor:
origin: in an interview with The Breakfast Club, Dame Dash denigrated Charlamagne tha Gawd by referring to him as a "chatty patty" due to his propensity for trying to stir up drama by bringing up the affairs and history of other men (2015)
examples: Charlamagne Tha gawd, Wendy Williams
ChrisDorner thread [kris-dohr-nur thred]
noun thread automatically rated ********** regardless of its content
adjective thread of purported high quality
classic [klas-ik]
noun art that one enjoys and therefore everyone must enjoy
adjective 1. of the first or highest quality, class, or rank; 2. serving as a standard, model, or guide 3. of or adhering to an established set of artistic or scientific standards or methods
coli [cahl-ee]
noun 1. heaven; 2. building-crusher; 3. best forum on the Internet
c00n [koon]
noun 1. one who thinks from a paradigm of white is always right; 2. one who jumps at a height required by "massa"; 3. one who becomes sick when the "massa" catches a cold
verb an act of submitting to white superiority
Dd
deeez nuuutz [deez-nuhts]
noun 1. playful reference to the male genitalia; 2. call feigning interest in the letter "d" followed by the response "deez nutz"; 3. simply, got eem!
origin: Unknown but was popularized by skit of the same name, track 6, on Dr. Dre's landmark album, The Chronic (1992)
note: the joke received a resurgence in popularity in 2015 with the emergence of a funny looking dude with no bytches by the name of Welven da Great
demonic [dee-mahn-ik]
adjective inspired as if by a demon, indwelling spirit
[duhk-teylz]adjective 1. a story too dubious or improbable to be believed; 2. something so remarkable as to strain credulity
Ee
ether [ee-ther]
noun 1. that shyt that makes your soul burn slow; 2. goat battle record; 3. a mental, emotional, or psychological undressing
verb to deconstruct, destroy, or dismantle
used in a sentence: Ether just—just—just . . . it’s far, man, very vulgar.
inventor: Nas
origin: Stillmatic (2001)
exposal [ik-spoh-zuhl]
noun 1. A public exposure or revelation, as of something discreditable; 2. one’s projection on the year-round online Summer Jam Screen
verb circumstances when details of one's real life spills into the streets of the Internet in a malicious or haphazard fashion
illustration: one claims Harlem but is found to actually live in Hartford
Ff
fan [fan]
noun 1. opposite of stan; 2. one who is able to enjoy or support someone or something while maintaining the ability to engage reasonably in discussions and debates about said person or thing
fap [fap]
verb to fornicate with one's self
flabby and sick [flab-ee and sik]
noun 1. Larry Holmes; 2. someone old, decrepit, weak, fat, ugly; 3. one whose skills have severely diminished
adjective condition describing one afflicted with a disposition of Larry Holmes
inventor: 2Pac
origin: 7 Day Theory (1996)
flattop [flat-top]
noun when someone gets flabby and sick, a smiley with their likeness gets a photoshop treatment in which a Larry Holmes-inspired flattop is pasted atop their smiley
friend [frend]
noun 1. an individual who isn't demonic; 2. a positive term of address to an individual
fukkery [fuhk-uh-ree]
noun 1. excessive indulgence in immaturity and debauchery; 2. a shyt show
Gg
gawd [god]
noun a special term of address for one who is the object of another's greatest admiration and adoration
get _____, brehs [get (fill in the blank) brehs]
verb 1. to feign encouragement of something obviously objectionable or ridiculous; 2. to provide a description of the situation at hand
get married brehs [get mar-eed brehs]
noun a movement predicated on the theory (and arguable historical certainty) that brehs will suffer greatly by wedding brehettes
verb to feign encouragement of another breh to enter into a contractual relationship in which he will inevitably lose half of his assets
aka: #GMB
note: GMB is undefeated
inventor: @Emperor_ReinScarf aka the godfather of the movement
GOAT [goht]
noun something or someone tending to be the greatest of all time, according to me
synonyms: Nas, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali
gun [guhn]
noun a weapon of mass destruction
synonyms: ratchet; blinker; biscuit; burner; heat; toaster; twister; banger; hammer; flamer; cannon; gat
purpose: for blacks to kill blacks
Hh
hard on hoes [hahrd awn hohs]
noun a movement predicated on the philosophy that wandering and wayward women should be treated with the utmost contempt
aka: #HOH
Harvin Marrison [hahrv-in mair-eh-sin]
noun 1. #88; 2. the one whose true name shall not be spoken; 3. one who murks while evading the criminal consequences
**** [hohlt]
noun 1. a fabled poster who is hellbent on soliciting dikk pics from other brehs; 2. a general term of address to a presenting female poster who has offered no pics to verify "her" gender
Ii
I wanna see the receipts [ahy wawn-uh see th-uh ri-seets]
noun a demand to one leveling accusations that impinge on your character and reputation to provide proof or evidence to support the veracity of their claims
verb a desperate act of utter denial even though the truth is obvious and apparent
inventor: Whitney Houston
origin: Whitney's infamous ABC interview with Diane Sawyer (2002)
industry plant [in-duh-stree plahnt]
noun 1. a pithy derogative leveled at a rapper or singer to suggest that said individual is an upstart fraud, a record label puppet, a test-tube corporate creation, a focus group-tested vessel of so-called creativity, etc 2. any musician with a hazy or flagrantly fabricated come-up story
it's so demonic, friend [its soh dee-mahn-ik frend]
verb to identify something demonic for a friend
inventor: Mowgli and/or Mr. Somebody
Jj
JBO [jay-bee-oh]
noun 1: manna for online miscreants and degnerates; 2:
Kk
King of New York [king uhv noo yawrk]
noun 1. Biggie; 2. Kendrick Lamar
Ll
lost [lawst]
noun state of being
verb 1. to suffer loss/defeat; 2. to suffer the deprivation of
synonym: Nas
antonym: Jay-Z
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