They need to rename TLR to Trump Live Reportit’s prolly all these damn Trump & Jim Jones threads
The coli in the ICU or somethin?
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r/thecoli coming soon 
Time is running out. The signs are clear, and the warnings have been given. This November, the world will witness the most significant and terrifying event in coli history: the Rapture. The moment when the faithful in Christ will be taken from this earth in the blink of an eye, leaving behind a world plunged into chaos and despair.
The Bible tells us in 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17:
"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first. Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord."
This is not a myth. This is prophecy.
What Will Happen?
In a single moment, millions of people will vanish—disappearing from their homes, workplaces, and vehicles. Planes will crash, cars will veer off roads, and hospitals will be overwhelmed with confusion and panic. Families will be torn apart as believers are taken while the unrepentant remain. Governments will scramble to maintain order, but nothing will prepare the world for what follows: the Great Tribulation.
Why Is This Happening?
For years, humanity has ignored God’s warnings. We have turned to sin, greed, and self-worship, rejecting His Word. But God is patient, offering salvation to those who believe in Jesus Christ. The Rapture is His final act of mercy—removing His faithful before His wrath is poured upon an unrepentant world.
What Can You Do?
There is only one way to escape what is coming: repent and turn to Jesus Christ today. Accept Him as your Lord and Savior, confess your sins, and dedicate your life to Him. Those who are left behind will face a time of suffering unlike anything seen before. The Antichrist will rise, persecution will increase, and many will perish without hope.
Do not wait until it is too late. November is near. The trumpet will sound, and the door will close. Will you be taken, or will you be left behind?
This is your final warning.
Choose now. Choose Christ.
Lost.
The Bible tells us in 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17:
"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first. Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord."
This is not a myth. This is prophecy.
What Will Happen?
In a single moment, millions of people will vanish—disappearing from their homes, workplaces, and vehicles. Planes will crash, cars will veer off roads, and hospitals will be overwhelmed with confusion and panic. Families will be torn apart as believers are taken while the unrepentant remain. Governments will scramble to maintain order, but nothing will prepare the world for what follows: the Great Tribulation.
Why Is This Happening?
For years, humanity has ignored God’s warnings. We have turned to sin, greed, and self-worship, rejecting His Word. But God is patient, offering salvation to those who believe in Jesus Christ. The Rapture is His final act of mercy—removing His faithful before His wrath is poured upon an unrepentant world.
What Can You Do?
There is only one way to escape what is coming: repent and turn to Jesus Christ today. Accept Him as your Lord and Savior, confess your sins, and dedicate your life to Him. Those who are left behind will face a time of suffering unlike anything seen before. The Antichrist will rise, persecution will increase, and many will perish without hope.
Do not wait until it is too late. November is near. The trumpet will sound, and the door will close. Will you be taken, or will you be left behind?
This is your final warning.
Choose now. Choose Christ.
Lost.
HipHopStan
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it’s prolly all these damn Trump & Jim Jones threads
Careful. Last month, I dared to suggest in TLR that we consolidate Trump-related news into one mega thread. Apparently, that was too much for some brehs, who expressed their deep emotional distress by angrily smashing the
emoji on my post. Truly, a masterclass in showing me who's boss.
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
And now it's back to normal 
I wonder what's causing these random slow spurts
I wonder what's causing these random slow spurts
Rasille
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It’s lagging right now
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Yinny
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That hamster y’all stole from sohh should’ve been retired stop working him so hard and use one of his grandkids to run this site, damn
