The Coli Legal System

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Warning points like misdemeanors; you can get as many as you want and it’s really no big deal.

Getting bushed is a felony with probation or a light sentence.

Getting banned is a felony you can’t get sealed or expunged and you gonna have to sit down and do some real time, possibly life.

The mods the police

Super mods the feds

If you ever reported a post you a snitch

 

[Buddy]

If you ever reported a post you a snitch

Reported.

 

[Rozay Oro]

@The Hon. Stringer Bell this our public defender
Takes coli cash or reps

 

[cheek100]

Who’s the judge

 

[Devilinurear]

Warning points like misdemeanors; you can get as many as you want and it’s really no big deal.

Getting bushed is a felony with probation or a light sentence.

Getting banned is a felony you can’t get sealed or expunged and you gonna have to sit down and do some real time, possibly life.

The mods the police

Super mods the feds

If you ever reported a post you a snitch

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Bushes anonymous is where the jail is located. We outsourced our prison to Bolivia tho

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

@The Hon. Stringer Bell this our public defender
Takes coli cash or reps

That's why the mods have a 99% conviction rate.

I think the only overturning I've ever seen was when Hathaway sang his way out the jail on a scholarship

 

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

I’m a founding partner at Coliberg, Brehstein and Juelzwitz Attorneys at Law. Contact me if you need representation.

 

[RaspberryFitted]

RICO is when a breh says some suspect shyt & the brehs that dapped it get called out

Commissary is dapping up brehs in the bushes


there’s members who are constantly bushed, get unbushed, comeback harder, them bushed again.. and the cycle continues… are they informants? Why do the mods give them so much leeway?

Sharing NSFW spoiler links are the equivalent to trading cigarettes

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I’m a founding partner at Coliberg, Brehstein and Juelzwitz Attorneys at Law. Contact me if you need representation.

I’ll keep this firm in mind, but to be honest, I’m probably only using y’all if Breh & Breh Associates not available

 

[Lurkio]

if I report your post I’m jus being a concerned citizen

 

[Paper Boi]

 

[KingsOfKings]

Lol the sentence doesn't always fit the crime. Piss poor judicial system.