The Coli Rap Up 2025

[Crumple]

Another year gone can’t believe that we made it (huh?
the site still slow posters still frustrated (fix it)
shyt got so bad a few cats couldn’t take it (they couldn’t)
and that’s how the fukk dap city got created (daps)
Some posters jumped ship others they been patient (yea)
most people in the cut analyzing they just waiting (unh)
Only time will tell if dap city a replacement (huh?)
It’s twenty twenty-six colly servers they still janky (how?)
site so slow the shyt crawled to a stop
@CHICAGO thought we was getting attacked by some opps (damn)
The owners MIA we got flooded by some bots (they don’t care)
Know a few colly hoes they some thots (eaters) napoleon still spamming ain’t shyt changed (he Indian)
@BrothaZay fell off his threads don’t hit the same (they don’t)
Way too many posters still be in love with pawgs (they sick)
and @EBK String still ain’t got no fukking job (he unemployed) (on god) (put some applications in) (you don’t work you don’t eat)


(Yeah…. It’s the colly wrap up man…. We made it another year…you know what the fukk going on… a lotta shyt changed…. A lotta shyt stayed the same….)


They said @Luken was locked up for moving dime bags (cap)
then he popped up on a fukking podcast (facts) and @KnickstapeCity know he still to top fagg (he gay)
type to use a fukking straw with a shot glass
and @BaggerofTea cracker with a capital C (he white)
and we left wearing Jordans back in twenty twenty-three
@Sccit might be retarded he be riled up (he crazy) fukk that Jewish shyt bytch we don’t give fukk (we don’t)
in the seeum it’s still Mike vs LeBron (da fukk?)
in the booth it’s still Jay vs Nas (give it up) Arcadium waiting on GTA 6 (stop)
them nerds better keep playing GTA 5 (on god)


Another year another year another year (we made it)
We ain’t going nowhere bytch we still here (we still here)


(This shyt don’t stop… get ya bytch ass put in the bushes)


What type of man watch another man wrestle on TV (what?)
Same type of posters that be off in TSC (damn)
Another day another scam ask @KBtheKey (scammer)
Get off ya ass get some cash nikka life ain’t free (on me)
In the booth nikkas talking bout some max B (da fukk?)
In the booth nikkas talking bout some Joe Budden (da fukk?)
Colly owners took donations and ain’t pay nothing (finessed)
A lotta bytch nikkas lurkers that don’t post nothing (scary)
Mods don’t got the answers they don’t know nothing (they don’t)
@VoteDemocrat had a thousand post at three o’clock (ok)
And he had 10 thousand at 4 something (spamming)
nikkas off in higher learning dumb as fukk they don’t know nothing (they dumb as fukk)
@Art Barr still putting posters through the tables (art!)
@benjamin weird ass still telling fables (weirdo)
@Standing on business don’t get no rest (take a break)
Know a poster name @Crumple he addicted to meth (he used to smoke crack)
@Pazzy got bushed like 88 times (he did)
Gay ass nikka just won’t stop crying (he not from Harlem)
Posters looking for Cook and Brooklyn's Own (why?)
They need to give it up cause them nikkas is gone (outta here)
The colly got a long ass firearm thread them nikkas really think they fukking Al Capone
The colly got a sticky thread to learn about women and that’s how I know they ain’t got no hoes (damn)
Some posters been solid some posters been trolls
few posters balling most posters broke (broke boys)
Most the undercover maga posters got exposed
Most the undercover Cracker posters failed at life
UK posters talking tough bytch you got a knife
And @™BlackPearl The Empress™ bytch we don’t need advice (shut up)
Tell the colly owners fix the servers pay the price (fix it)
Tell the colly owners come and fix the fukking site (on god)
@King_Kamala61 be acting thirsty as fukk he be on this bytch trying to find a fukking wife (he weird)
Couple crackers tryna act black when they type
I don’t give a fukk what you say bytch you white (White)


Another year another year another year
We ain’t going nowhere bytch we still here (we still here)

Beyond excellent job here!!!!!!!!

I just realized this was a song. Only saw the lyrics first.

Thanks for the mention.

This is definitely in my top 10 hip hop songs of 2025.

Relatable AF!!!!!

Excellent work here!!!!

 

[Sir Richard Spirit]

Had to run it back twice


My favorite part was “He Indian” but then @BaggerofTea got hit up and I was like


But when you said “He use to smoke crack” my kids was like why are you laughing so hard

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Had to run it back twice


My favorite part was “He Indian” but then @BaggerofTea got hit up and I was like


But when you said “He use to smoke crack” my kids was like why are you laughing so hard

I just listened to it again. Masterfully done and hilarious. Much respect to the OP.

 

[cyndaquil]

He said we hoeless

 

[boogers]

@Crumple, they did him in (he smoke crack)



@VegetasHairline

i get more methy vibes from dude but i could see crack

i actually feel kinda bad for picking on him. he seems like hes trying to be a decent human these days, and i respect anyone who can clean up their act and live right. im a musician as well but i dont make hiphop because i dont feel like i have the life experience to do it justice, i would only disrespect the genre if i tried it. im happy to remain a listener/fan. ofc im not saying that non black people shouldnt rap, it can be done respectfully. i respect artists like brother ali even if i never wanna hear their horrible ass music lol

honestly i think its more of a canada thing than a white thing holding him back. something about rappers from canada just rubs me wrong. yes rap spread to toronto, but it never would have started there. as humans we needed the absolute horrorshow of oppression that NYC was and is... never forget how many early rap producers got their start from looting during the nyc blackout of 1977... son of sam days. shyt like that is why i have so much love for hiphop, coming from a indie/punk rock background. rap is truly the peoples music and i love it

 

[summwunn]

. .. only 24 hours left until im out . ..

 

[summwunn]

Beyond excellent job here!!!!!!!!

I just realized this was a song. Only saw the lyrics first.

Thanks for the mention.

This is definitely in my top 10 hip hop songs of 2025.

Relatable AF!!!!!

Excellent work here!!!!

... fake humble puzzy ass CAC . .. . . you work in an office during the day makin peanuts and the minute you get off your secretary shift . . you put on your baggy outfit and suddenly its 1997 again . . . .. . your hairline and the wrinkles in your face make you look at least 17 years older than what it says on your birth cert . .. . . YOU IN YOUR 40s .. . . . . You can never be nothing more than a TOY in this Hip-Hop shyt . . . . . you white . .. . you not from this . . . you aint natural . . . you on some Americas Got Talent imitator rehersal shyt . . . .. . . . . . . . you are not an Organic Natural piece of the Culture .. . you are a digital Online imitation of the True and Living .. . . . . .. GET OFF GODS dikk ALREADY MARK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!