The Coli Redskin Report

[PS5 Pro]

Hello Coli, its time for the first annual Coli Redskin Report

What this thread hopes to accomplish is to inform the fine community on the current state of the team.
The media is the only way outsiders can learn of teams outside there areas, and that is sad because the media tends to copy cat other media outlets aka once one person says something, thats all you get.

The Truth about the washington redskins are...


RG3 is more than ready for the season and will win tomorrow 30+ to 17 or less (probably 38-13)

RG3 will have over 50yrs rushing and over 350yrds passing

The Redskins offense and defense under Mike Shannahan worked like this. They practiced all week one way
Then once they were in a game, Mike had the say on what they did. And it OFTEN conflicted with what they practiced all week long. SO...

On defense in particular, they will dominate and look so much better than what Houston has that the MEDIA will be on this redskin ballsac in exactly 24hrs from now

But the OFFENSE will be what gets the majority of the attention. The combination is why they will think they Skins are now a dominant team. Please up this thread in 24hrs anyone who is a hater. Which is most of you

 

[Chris.B]

let's hope his knee holds up....I aint redskin but I live in the DMV

 

[PS5 Pro]

let's hope his knee holds up....I aint redskin but I live in the DMV

Last year when his knee was "tender" it held up all season.
Too much attention is being put on things like that, and why?
Just seems like something for people to point too. Its not a problem anymore
Last season, he actually had GOOD stats. But the team, mainly the O-Line was horrible
RG3 is supposed to be Mike Vick 2.0 so football fans don't give him the benefit of the doubt

The problem is they (media) keeps acting like RG3 is supposed to be this pocket passer like Payton/Tom/insert white QB
But we didn't draft RG3 to be Andrew Luck, we drafted him to be Supa nikka
Supanikka is ready to amaze bruh. 20hrs and 50mins til showtime

 

[Chris.B]

My nikka any update?

Spoiler

 

[ZEupTWN]

Gruden with his Zorn like playcalling/adjustment

 

[kingofnyc]

maybe Joe Theisman was right

 

[Inevitable Kobe Turnover]

You nikkas suck and RG3 is done

 

[Boogie]

NFL fukkery

 

[PIFF101]

 

[Rekkapryde]

Court, I support you makin nikkaz furious but yall gotta uphold your end of the deal

 

[The Jewnited States]

lol at trashdog being fukking delusional again

 

[Codeine Bryant]

@PS4 We need another 2,000 word essay on how this was an anomaly

 

[Trip]

Rg3 sucks...just start Cousins and get it over with. The relationship between him and the owner is toxic for the rest of the team.

 

[mrken12]

Rg3 sucks...just start Cousins and get it over with. The relationship between him and the owner is toxic for the rest of the team.

Obviously you didn't watch the game. And if you did, you would know that Cousins would have done even worse under the same conditions.

 

[patscorpio]

bum ass skins