The Coli turning anything into a humble brag appreciation thread

[Clay Puppington]

It was a 2019 M5 with the cherry seats OP. Don't disrespect me like that

You also didn't mention how I smashed her with my cuffs on

WHILE SHE DROVE

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

I've never said the bolded at all on here. My titties aren't big. You have a coli crush on me.

So what size are your titties

 

[Biscayne]

 

[Worthless Loser]

Do anything for clout
Do anything for clout
Do anything for clout
Do anything for clout

 

[Dorian Breh]

Thread remind me of when my Platinum Elite AmEx got declined and the shorty cashier at Hermes complimented my snakeskin wallet when I put the card back in.

My Instagram model sidepiece was pissed though she thought I was flirting with the cashier in front of her.

 

[Wink Beaufield]

The coli =

It might be but you best believe people are cribbing this place for these stories.

A good example: How long before you see @skeetsinternal fukkery threads turned into a TV show?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Out here getting drunk AMA


I just went raw in that bytch


Them cacs at work talking shyt at my office job, they was bout to get delt with

 

[Drip Bayless]

If this ain't the truth nikkas on here be making threads about the most routine day to day shyt and still find a way to flex a little bit in there
"Brehs I was in the bathroom today and my boss started blowing that bytch up next to me, I would've been laughing if I wasn't wiping toilet water off my meat"
"p*ssy ass bank done repo'd my S-Class while a nikka was taking a power nap, they knew damn well to pull up while I was sleep cause I keep that thang on me ready to lay sumn down"
"IRS tryna audit the kid, tryna find where I get that extra 100k of trap money from just cause I'm a math teacher. Somebody must be telling, you know the feds listening"

 

[Sauce Dab]

I had to walk out of my 6 figure job to laugh at this post :RussellMartBrook:

 

[Dorian Breh]

Ayo whose got the thread where the coli breh getting punked by the trash men? Classic

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Lol yall think ______ is fine?

shyt she average where I'm from

 

[feelosofer]

Infiniti's are for broke bois, I drive a Mercedes.

*Drives a 2005 E-Class with 150k miles and a cracked bumper*

 

[Neuromancer]

"Damn brehs I got arrested last night. Cop pulled me over and I had warrants. It was hard for me to get in the police car cuz I'm over six feet. The cop who arrested me was like "wow, you must work out" cuz she felt my six pack as she was putting me in the car. I'm out now but I'm pissed that I gotta all this money to get my 6 series beamer out the pound "

The type of shyt nikka be on here

You forgot the, she was bad too and she let me smash raw.

 

[Black Steph Curry]

Lol yall think ______ is fine?

shyt she average where I'm from

'She a 6 in Houston. You can see 10 of her at tha Galleria on a Tuesday afternoon'


That's tha default response ain't it?

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Ayo whose got the thread where the coli breh getting punked by the trash men? Classic

That's the thing... it's either or Yung Yogurt

And everyone else is just caught in the crossfire