The Coli vs Reality

[Desirous]

 

[Arishok]

on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW "
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend "





I don't give a fukk how nikkas feel bout it, I'm the big ravioli

facts

 

[KingsOfKings]

subs

 

[Kenny West]

The booth: Only teenage girls listen to Drake, he'll be gone in another year (said since 2009)

Reality:

 

[charmander]

when you get to where the fukk I'm at

you gotta remind em about where you at

@thernbroom

 

[Rayzah]

on the coli: if you ain't stroking 8 1/2 inches your girl cheating
in reality: 5.5 the average






on the coli: I don even make eye contact with nothing less than an 8
in reality: " your 6 teeth sexy as hell girl, I'd lift that gut up and put that work in "









on the coli: 6 certs
in reality: 6 applications to Wendy's









on the coli: everyone is a c00n
in reality: nobody has called another person a c00n since the 50's









on the coli: "the black woman is a perfect earth goddess queen "
in reality: "bruh look at that musty black ass bytch "










on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW "
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend "





I don't give a fukk how nikkas feel bout it, I'm the big ravioli

facts

im saying tho, we need to abolish this word asap

 

[CELL]

On the coli :

In real life :

I'M fukkING DONE

fukk YOU BREH, I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR GAMES

 

[CELL]

This dude @charmander used the name, "Walter"

 

[CELL]

On the Coli: "I'm about to go to *insert expensive city here* for the weekend, any tips on what I should do?"

Reality: "I'm about to spend my weekend masturbating and pretending I visited this amazing city for the weekend, continuously posting on the Coli throughout to give *updates*"

Oh you thought we weren't paying attention

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Coli: Support Black buiness

Raelity: Supports White/Asian/Mexican business.

 

[Data-Hawk]

On the coli: start your own business.

Reality: Punching in @ 9-5

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

On the coli @Mowgli is a fakkit.

In reality @Mowgli is a fakkit.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

on the coli: with the quickness to post news about shootings in Chicago

in reality: after posting said news, ignores that a homicide or two occurred over the weekend in their who gives a shyt city/town and think nothing of it.

 

[ignorethis]

On the Coli I'm a Cac or Indian, according to some of the neg reps sent to me



In reality I was born and raised in a city with a murderous nickname where the only time I see white people is when the police come through

nicknames don't mean shyt

 

[Vice Queen]