The Coli vs Reality

[charmander]

on the coli: if you ain't stroking 8 1/2 inches your girl cheating
in reality: 5.5 the average






on the coli: I don even make eye contact with nothing less than an 8
in reality: " your 6 teeth sexy as hell girl, I'd lift that gut up and put that work in "









on the coli: 6 certs
in reality: 6 applications to Wendy's









on the coli: everyone is a c00n
in reality: nobody has called another person a c00n since the 50's









on the coli: "the black woman is a perfect earth goddess queen "
in reality: "bruh look at that musty black ass bytch "










on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW "
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend "





I don't give a fukk how nikkas feel bout it, I'm the big ravioli

facts

 

[Infamous45]

wouldn't the same be said for every forum site?

 

[okra]

 

[Swiggy]

I'm still The King of Comedy in any realm, my pokenikka

 

[Donald J Trump]

On The Coli:

In Reality:

 

[Turk]

On the Coli: #HOH fukk these bytches

In real life: Why don't these hoes love me?

 

[Konjo]

 

[The Burger King]

On TheColi: #HOH #GMB

Reality: Girl you know I love you, and I would never do anything to disrespect my future wife.

 

[ThugLife]

On the Coli: #HoH

In reality: Hey Im ThugLife nice to meet you I like your dress and you smell great and @Token is pretty

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

#FaxOnly

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

On the Coli I'm a Cac or Indian, according to some of the neg reps sent to me



In reality I was born and raised in a city with a murderous nickname where the only time I see white people is when the police come through

 

[TRY GOD]

In real life, nobody knows what the coli is

On the Coli, your topic gets 2 stars

 

[Sk3ptical]

cant relate

 

[ikbm]

i smacked the fukk out of @malcolmxxx_45 in high park in toronto last week

 

[Brandsdale]

i smacked the fukk out of @malcolmxxx_45 in high park in toronto last week