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Steve Piffler

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How can I help you? :takedat:
 

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I'm trying to lose my V-card. How do I do it without blatantly paying for it?
 

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go the :sitdown: route. they are stupid, and notorious for giving it up to douchebags. and if you're lucky, you can trade v cards....:leon:

What exactly does that mean? Younger than 18? I'm 23 going on 24 bro. I won't.
 

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What exactly does that mean? Younger than 18? I'm 23 going on 24 bro. I won't.


ok. well go the cougar way. 40+. they are typically desperate and will jump at the chance of tasting some young meat (no homo). you can :eat: REAL good (figureatively AND literally) with about 2 or 3 of these in your roster. :jawalrus:

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ok. well go the cougar way. 40+. they are typically desperate and will jump at the chance of tasting some young meat (no homo). you can :eat: REAL good (figureatively AND literally) with about 2 or 3 of these in your roster. :jawalrus:

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Again. I'd rather not. I want the perfect grade p*ssy, 21-25. Seasoned but not matured.

I need a jumpoff, a groupie, a team player, someone that I can hit up on the random and get some ass with no strings attached, with no money exchanged.

I want her to want me, but I'm indifferent to the entire idea of her. So she's the one that's hitting me up with goodmorning's, good afternoon's, how's your day's...I want a clingy bytch that'll make me feel like I'm needed in her life.

She doesn't even have to be a dime piece, 6-8's are okay.

I also like them thick...but more of a titty man so the ass doesn't have to be entirely fat.

How do I get THAT.
 

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^ dude just saying, you really can't be that picky your first time. Maybe that's why you are still a virgin? Beggars can't be choosers nikka.
 

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thats a tall order breh...for anybody. you have to realize women need to be getting something out the deal too...so if you can't fukk, eat, and you not paying then you are screwed
 

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thats a tall order breh...for anybody. you have to realize women need to be getting something out the deal too...so if you can't fukk, eat, and you not paying then you are screwed

They're gonna be gettin this pipe.
 

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Wait for the right woman to come along. It may take time, but in the end, it will all be worth it.
 

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Again. I'd rather not. I want the perfect grade p*ssy, 21-25. Seasoned but not matured.

I need a jumpoff, a groupie, a team player, someone that I can hit up on the random and get some ass with no strings attached, with no money exchanged.

I want her to want me, but I'm indifferent to the entire idea of her. So she's the one that's hitting me up with goodmorning's, good afternoon's, how's your day's...I want a clingy bytch that'll make me feel like I'm needed in her life.

She doesn't even have to be a dime piece, 6-8's are okay.

I also like them thick...but more of a titty man so the ass doesn't have to be entirely fat.

How do I get THAT.

turn muslim and kill yourself so you can go to heaven and get the virgins. ain't no bytches like this on earth...:childplease:
 

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Again. I'd rather not. I want the perfect grade p*ssy, 21-25. Seasoned but not matured.

I need a jumpoff, a groupie, a team player, someone that I can hit up on the random and get some ass with no strings attached, with no money exchanged.

I want her to want me, but I'm indifferent to the entire idea of her. So she's the one that's hitting me up with goodmorning's, good afternoon's, how's your day's...I want a clingy bytch that'll make me feel like I'm needed in her life.

She doesn't even have to be a dime piece, 6-8's are okay.

I also like them thick...but more of a titty man so the ass doesn't have to be entirely fat.

How do I get THAT.


easy...you pay for it
 
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