The Dirty Mack Confessional

SheWantTheD

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Im not going to ruin a happy home. I will say be plays on defense for a afc west team.
Yeah, you right coli simps would message him or some shyt.

Pass the Mustard

Oh and ain't that already too late when you was smashing ol' shorty back in the day? And if she a hoe, she probably still is one. Probably be getting her back blown out while he at practice.
 

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Y'all niqqas having to dip and dodge to fukc multiple females in one day

Imagine you and three females all piled up in bed together

All enjoying each other

And each one takes a turn sitting on my dikc

Sneaking and fukcing chicks has NOTHING on straight up telling all three of them "get your ass over here on this bed. Now."

(I wasnt gruff at all actually cause my many threesomes and few foursomes - me +3 chicks - have always been a big cuddle puddle where everyone was happy to be there)
:myman:My niqqa!
 
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you're NOT "n!ggas"

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Normally don't participate in these kinda threads but my 22nd bday I went out with this chick I've known since I was high school/church. Met up with her and her friend at the club and soon as I walked up on em they started kissing :dwillhuh: :steviej: my boys dipped, the girl I know got drunk as hell and got us kicked out. He had to walk her out the club.



So I rode back with them to her apartment and on the way they both started talking how they wanna fukk me but the girl I know started throwing up out the window :snoop: we put her in the shower and she started crying about how now I'm not gonna like her :snoop: went back to her room with the other chick and wound up smashing while she was passed out.


The next morning we joked about the night before and after her friend left I wound up smashing her too. I just told myself its what they both wanted. Best bday I had, not gon lie :ehh:
 

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My fiance has six sisters and i have had sex with all six of them at once for july 4th and she knows nothing about it. Also, her grandmother is in a wheelchair and grabbed my private parts once and i allowed it cause I knew she had nothing else goin on.

Edit: also i nutted in my girlfriends uncle's coffin like fifteen years ago



:mindblown: You have to elaborate on both stories.
 

you're NOT "n!ggas"

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Smashed one of my teammate girls in college on a constant base my senior year. The p*ssy was fire and she was a freak. She called me one day after they got to arguing talking bout "you got 20 minutes to get here." Im talking my car was still rolling when I got out. One of her roommates was giving me the :usure: look because she knew what was going down plus I was smashing one of her friends too.

I came outside their quad style dorms one day after beating and he was outside on his phone. I knew I had to play it cool, I gave him the head nod and chopped it up for a second. He assumed I was in their fukking the roommate because she was known for fukking all the athletes.

He in the league now and she always post those "we are so happy" pictures :mjlol:. Id be laying there in silence while she was telling him she loved him on the phone.

Im not going to ruin a happy home. I will say be plays on defense for a afc west team.
:patrice: what state did you go to school in? And is this a white girl? :usure:
 

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I hate myself for smashing the homies baby moms in her one room apartment with the daughter asleep..
 
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