the dole (unemployment) paid me £56

[yo moms]

I know some Somalians round wembley...

go on...

 

[yo moms]

they sanctioned ur jsa

these people....

they actually sanctioned me a few times for every meeting i missed

 

[dappadonna]

....Lemme not

 

[yo moms]

....Lemme not

 

[BocaRear]

nikka you told me to go to the store buy some ingredients and package them? then find investors? and then tell me im not motivated because i dont want to try your dumbass ideas.

is your ass really that dumb?

I meant create something like a smoothie or sum shyt, fuq.

good luck eating off that £56 tho breh

Ol' money gon come to me doing nothing ass nikka

 

[yo moms]

is your ass really that dumb?

I meant create something like a smoothie or sum shyt, fuq.

good luck eating off that £56 tho breh

Ol' money gon come to me doing nothing ass nikka

good luck with your smoothie career

 

[BocaRear]

good luck with your smoothie career

that shyt aint for me , I got other business ideas. Plus I got a career to fall back on , finna see 6 figures

Have fun scraping triple figures breh

 

[THOT CATALOG]

Op, can u cook?

Make cookies and brownies then have a bake sale fundraiser outside a mall or grocery. U can double ur money easy.

 

[THOT CATALOG]

Get ur mom to help u bake shyt. Also pawgs love guys that can cook so u might get laid.

 

[kp404]

Save the money.

 

[hypo666]

Spend it on a load of drink,beer,vodka whatever your tipple of choice, then go to the job centre with your mates and just stand outside drinking about making rude signs at the job centre staff inside and calling them all nazi c*nts fascists telling them where their money went. then piss all over the front door of the job centre, go home and sleep it off.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

even tho i missed the appointment. ive still been sanctioned tho cus ive missed like 3 appointments to sign on now. bt i checked my account and theres 56 in there. only the dole pay in those amounts.

the question is what should i do with this £56?

@kp404
@Chesirecatdaddy
@Theraflu

invest in getting your benefits so you can get the rest of your weekly/monthly money first. Gotta make sure you keep up with whatever it is you gotta do to get that consistent money. Another thing you need to be doing is getting a bus pass... if you can get a free bus pass/ train pass that's good... otherwise that money is going to have to go to that, you absolutely need to get around. Print out multiple copies of your Resume.. or as you brits call it.. your CV. Check for jobs online, but find the address and show up in person after you apply online. Don't be scared to lie on you resume so you can beef it up.. if you don't have much work experience... throw in some volunteer work.. again it doesn't have to be real...get your batmobiles to lie for you and promise that you will do the same for them. Canvas areas and walk into shops and talk to managers ask them if they need any help. You need to focus on getting steady income breh.. even if it's only part time work.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Ok I just peeped that you will not be getting any more money... is that for all benefits or just a particular kind?

buy some bud... go to the person you know who got the biggest fattest bags... and break that up and sell in smaller quantities. You should make a small profit... then rinse and repeat... welcome to thug life.

 

[yo moms]

invest in getting your benefits so you can get the rest of your weekly/monthly money first. Gotta make sure you keep up with whatever it is you gotta do to get that consistent money. Another thing you need to be doing is getting a bus pass... if you can get a free bus pass/ train pass that's good... otherwise that money is going to have to go to that, you absolutely need to get around. Print out multiple copies of your Resume.. or as you brits call it.. your CV. Check for jobs online, but find the address and show up in person after you apply online. Don't be scared to lie on you resume so you can beef it up.. if you don't have much work experience... throw in some volunteer work.. again it doesn't have to be real...get your batmobiles to lie for you and promise that you will do the same for them. Canvas areas and walk into shops and talk to managers ask them if they need any help. You need to focus on getting steady income breh.. even if it's only part time work.

i dont have a cv.

 

[Tunez]

You got my anti virus on alert with that jpg